A bunch of tweets which show why the North is just better than the South
‘The North ends and South begins when the bus drivers stop waving at each other’
They are, really. Things are just better up North. Sure, the South has warmer weather and shit like Stonehenge and bits of London that aren’t bad to look at, but other than that it’s just not a patch.
Seriously, pints cost a fiver and you’ll be frowned upon for putting cheese on your chips, let alone gravy. Don’t believe us? Here’s some tweets which sum up just why the North beats the South hands down every time.
Forgot to say thanks to the bus driver when getting off this morning and now I'm overcome with guilt #NorthernProblems
— Jim-Bob (@James_Kilcoyne) March 26, 2016
Only one topic of discussion when Hull folk meet in a capital hotel.
"The price of a pint in London compared to their local" #owmuch?— Rob Palmer (@robbopalmer) August 28, 2016
How to know where the North ends and South begins:
when the bus drivers stop waving at each other— Northerner Logic (@NorthernerLogic) January 3, 2017
How to know where the south ends and the north begins:
When people's heads are on their necks and not 5 feet up their own arse.
— THE NORTH (@thenorthprobs) January 11, 2017
Heard a girl go past with a thick northern accent, she tells her mate "so I said this … I mean, I put my lady voice on" #NorthernProblems
— Stacey Jacques (@Stacey_Jacques) October 6, 2016
*Dunks biscuit in brew* 'we don't do that down south' Oh the shame Mary puts on us northerners lol #NorthernProblems pic.twitter.com/OaJtadTgH5
— Thea Paige (@xtheapaigex) August 24, 2016
When you just don't have enough eyebrows for the bar that you're in #northernproblems
— Kate Lewis (@KatEleanorx) December 18, 2016
This sign was spotted in Yorkshire at the #StandUpToTrump protest…gotta love Northern subtlety! pic.twitter.com/jogH5IVORu
— THE NORTH (@thenorthprobs) January 30, 2017
I've had 3 glasses of wine at the table whilst everyone else has had 1 #GeordieProblems #MintDrinker
— James (@JamesTLovell) December 14, 2014
Finding Slovakia easier to navigate than the London Underground #northernproblems
— Liam Bishop (@BishopofBishop) July 21, 2016
My parents got me a water filter because I keep complaining about the harsh southern water #northernproblems
— Cerys (@cerys_mb) December 25, 2016
Bloody Yorkshire ducks! ? pic.twitter.com/tJIZOTre5X
— Tony (@TonyEFCWright) February 13, 2017
That glass of water felt like heaven after the shit they drink in London #northernproblems #yorkshire
— Emily (@EmilyJadeMc) July 3, 2016
Sent my boyfriend out for bin bags and toothpaste and he came back with a portion of chips and gravy instead ? #northernproblems
— Harriet Williamson (@harriepw) November 10, 2016
Manchester. pic.twitter.com/5a9CWXP1nE
— Northerner Logic (@NorthernerLogic) November 12, 2016
Having to pull over on the way to work to escort a sheep back to it's field.. #LancashireProblems
— Jadey (@jade_alycia) May 10, 2014
if i ever see that you're upset or you message me upset abt something just know my only mental response is "chin up chuck" #northernproblems
— sam. ☕ (@ssuccubitch) July 1, 2016
Commuting to work and the train has stopped due to a cow on the line ? ? #YorkshireProblems
— Nathan Garbutt (@Nathangarbutt) January 20, 2017
Today at school there was another fight and it ended in them shaking hands and sharing a fucking dart #northernproblems
— hannapenasse (@hannapenasse) October 27, 2016
Being physically incapable of leaving a room without slapping your thighs and saying "right"
— THE NORTH (@thenorthprobs) January 30, 2017
Jamie said chips, peas and gravy sounds disgusting I think I'm gonna have to call off the relationship #northernproblems
— Rachael Fielding (@Rachael_Field) June 11, 2016
Told a woman my name and she typed Servy into her database #yorkshireproblems
— Sophie Williams (@sophielwill_) October 24, 2016
Southerners: "Say that again it sounds so funny in your accent"
Northerners:pic.twitter.com/tt76KhDA8g
— THE NORTH (@thenorthprobs) February 20, 2017
When your southern friend asks if you want tea and you go down expecting to make food… No they just want a cuppa #northernproblems
— Emily Woodcock (@emilywoodcock95) April 17, 2016
When you're a northerner who has lived with southerners for too long #northernproblems #itsdinnernotlunch pic.twitter.com/DfoUmYNx6L
— Nyomi (@NyomiLouise94) February 6, 2016
Cowd artside what's tha want?
— YORKSHIRE SLANG (@YorkshireSlang) February 10, 2017
I need some gravy in my life! Guna have to have a roast because gravy on its own would be frowned upon! #NorthernProblems
— Tommy Muldoon ™ (@tommymuldoon1) March 27, 2016
Me: "I really need to start saving money"
*walks past a chippy*
Me: pic.twitter.com/Cy32AivuVV
— THE NORTH (@thenorthprobs) January 15, 2017
Burnt my lip on gravy #northernproblems
— Jo ? (@_IndianaJo) March 16, 2016
I've just burned my arm on a pasty. #NorthernProblems
— Ryan (@ryclegg) March 22, 2016
I wish my flat retained heat as effectively as the inside of a Greggs' Steak Bake. #NorthernProblems #BurntMouth
— Sam Thomson (@samthomson_) January 31, 2016
Why don't @GreggsOfficial in London sell corned beef pasties or egg custards?! #northernproblems
— Tom kent (@tomkentofficial) March 4, 2016
What???? #Northernproblems pic.twitter.com/Wm13YmjUE9
— sorrel (@SorrelVanders) September 29, 2016
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