How much of a Londoner are you, really?
You didn’t get into Mahiki did you
Do you have the tube map printed on your bedsheets? Do you spend your Friday nights getting turned away from Mahiki? Do you hold a strong opinion, which you often voice on Facebook, about the Garden Bridge?
If you answered yes to any of the above, you may well be a shit Londoner – a real doesn’t-quite-get-it, Instagrams-pictures-of-Big-Ben, thinks-they’re-living-in-Love-Actually kind of Londoner. The kind of Londoner you don’t want to be.
Not sure if you fit the criteria? Scared you do? You should be. Take our quiz below to find out.