Ooh ah, just a little bit, ooh ah, the clubbers of the week
The girls who bullied you at school are in this
Bobby PalmerIt’s almost Valentine’s Day. Have you got a date? Haha, you loser! I’ve got loads!
Something else I’ve got loads of is entries in this week’s Clubbers of the Week – so while we’re both here waiting, here’s a few pictures of some people in nightclubs around the country getting absolutely mortal.
School leavers’ day of the week
Lads let’s all get wankered before we get grounded for bombing in our GCSEs!!!
£10? £5? I promise they’ve barely been worn
Seriously man I didn’t realise how much drinks were in here
At least two of these men are pretending to hold drinks
Comment your guesses below for a prize
Bet he’s not
Seriously I don’t even think it’s a real job
David Cameron’s son is all grown up, and he’s going to Cambridge!
Here’s a tenner and a lighter – you know what to do
When you think it’s a good idea to sneak into the club via the fireplace
Diegonelly
Fuck you, dad, I’m running away with the prince of the elves!
Together we will cavort in perfumed forest clearings!
Is that a cricket ball in his chinos or is he just pleased to see you?
Seriously though that guy is massive plz don’t beat me up
Please, God, let me get out of here alive
These women… they’re animals…
When you’re so busy dancing that you don’t realise someone’s shaving your head
My gorgeous flaxen locks!
The asteroid is coming! All of Earth is doomed!
Let us make love before the world burns
A pictorial representation of my love life
I’m the donut
This man is fingering fairies
That is all
Can someone PLEASE set these two up
Please
For both their sakes
When the DJ doesn’t turn up so you just stick a mannequin behind the decks
No-one will suspect a thing
When your mate dies on your night out but sesh is life
No man left behind
When you’re trying to DJ but The Tab just published Clubbers of the Week
lol gonna tag all my mates
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
Ellie Ring‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Emily SmithNot her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
Harrison Brocklehurst‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
Francesca EkeI can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop
Inside the wild transformations of the Buffy cast, from the first episode to now
Sarah Michelle Gellar my ageless queen!
What have raunchy lovebirds Ridge and Jade been up since MAFS Australia 2024?
Not him getting her name tattooed on his back
Everyone’s wondering if Baby Reindeer’s on stage breakdown was real, so here’s what happened
Phoebe KowhaiDonny opened up about the sexual assault he had experienced whilst performing stand up
One MAFS Australia 2024 groom who made it to final vows has already got a new girlfriend
And apparently they dated before the show?!
Man falsely accused of being Darrien from Baby Reindeer has launched police investigation
He has involved police due to ‘defamatory, abusive and threatening posts’ against him
‘I love the surprise’: Richard Gadd has spoken about why he chose THAT Baby Reindeer ending
‘It was the most truthful scene of the entire show’