How middle class are you, based on your vocabulary?
Trust us, this quiz is silly beaut
Bobby PalmerBeing posh isn’t as simple as it once was. You can’t just walk around yelling “toodle-pip” and “spiffing” and pass yourself off as a proper well-to-do member of the aristocracy – it doesn’t work like that any more.
Nope, being middle class is a minefield; luckily, we’re here to navigate it for you. This simple vocabulary quiz will tell you not only just how middle class you are, but also if it’s obvious that you’re pretending to be – or pretending not to be.
Let us know how you get on, old chap.
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