This week’s best clubbers will make you look like a right boring fuck
One of them literally drank all the beers
Bobby PalmerDid you think we’d stopped doing these? Did you think: “Oooo, thank god, I hate those ‘clubbers of the week’ articles!” Well we haven’t, you FOOL. That is the opinion of nobody!
We’re back, and we’re funnier than ever – check out the best clubbers in the UK this week below.
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When you tell your boyfriend you’re staying in but you’re actually out pulling bouncers
The Red Stripes will protect me
Is there a word for the crippling fear of bouncy castles?
Because this girl has it in a major way
Every day we stray further and further away from God’s light
Satan is telling me to kill and kill again
Alien (1979)
A BTS look at the ‘chestburster’ scene, one of the most famous horror movie moments of all time
Omg he’s doing salt bae HE’S DOING SALT BAE
It is sort of a normie meme now tho
Who are these three and can you introduce me
They look so cool
Hey man how many controllers do you have for your Xbox?
Cool let’s play
Help me doctor, I have all these hideous boils on my chest
You could say they’re… flaring up
Oooo that last prosecco has made my tummy hurt
Should have stuck to the Bolly
When you’re just trying to dance but someone throws a javelin in your face
Pretty rude
Ahhh the old cardigan/polo/T combo
Topman circa nineteen-tickety-two
When you think Red Bull will give you wings but it just gives you a boyfriend you hate
The guy behind you is better mate
When you buy an extra drink for your girlfriend but she’s already bought an extra drink for you because you love and respect each other
G O A L S
You won’t BELIEVE what the cast of LazyTown are up to now
Is she still cooking by the book though?
Guys we’re all having a good time but you can’t do that on the dancefloor!
THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE
…and I can’t even get a text back
Just kidding, I’m the guy on the sofa
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on the success of Baby Reindeer
Phoebe Kowhai‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’
Selling the OC cast member Alexandra Jarvis has officially quit the Oppenheim Group
Ellie RingJason Oppenheim recently confirmed her departure
Omg, MAFS UK fan favourite Georges is rumoured to appear on Celebs Go Dating!
Get him back on our screens!
Lauren reveals the ‘spicy’ parts of her MAFS Australia final vows that were cut from show
Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
24 years after it first came out, what is the iconic cast of Gilmore Girls up to now?
Give me another reunion asap please
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
Francesca Eke‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’