If you want to look, here are some of the funniest tweets about Donald Trump’s unconfirmed sexual kink

#watersportsgate is going big and we are here for it

7 years ago

Look, I’m not saying that Donald Trump likes being pissed on by Russian hookers. I’m not saying that, number one, OK. But there are some people out there saying that Donald Trump likes being pissed on by Russian hookers. While the UK slept #watersportsgate overshadowed Obama’s goodbye and spread over Twitter like wildfire. And yes the jokes are childish, they’re all about pee and poo and how Trump is a cunt, and yes maybe they’re even kinkshaming (if you enjoy it, you keep doing you). But none of that means they aren’t funny.

ALL OF THIS IS ALLEGED.

me: the CIA is a despicable gangster enterprise
the CIA: Trump's into piss play
me: pic.twitter.com/JN2Z1yp73X

— tom (@malaiseforever) January 11, 2017

"They do it on purpose Lynn" #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/ay2R78sSEw

— Gordon Lockhart (@GordonLockhart) January 11, 2017

They say Trump is such a great deal-maker, but there are millions of women who would piss on him for free.

— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) January 11, 2017

#watersportsgate is nothing. I had a turd in a lift the other week pic.twitter.com/sk0CRVsBA4

— Donald J. Trumps (@DonaldJTrumps_) January 11, 2017

Subtle, @NHSEngland. Subtle. #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/fu1JMiqQpb

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 11, 2017

Hey @realDonaldTrump. Don't worry about #watersportsgate. Our last PM mouthfucked a dead pig, and everyone's totally forgotten about that.

— Jon Holmes (@jonholmes1) January 11, 2017

Hillary checking Twitter today #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/zMwNMkLzQu

— Parker (@panoparker) January 11, 2017

Dear Mr Trump,The Waterboys thank you for your enquiry. To clarify, it is for your Inauguration not the after show party? #watersportsgate

— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) January 11, 2017

Oh Donald ?? #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/M3CJrUtAYF

— Shane on Blast106 (@ShanePearce) January 11, 2017

Urethra Franklin confirmed to sing at Inauguration. #watersportsgate

— fyfey (@FyfePeter) January 11, 2017

So apparently Trump is in the midst of some piss scandal. Not quite as impressive as David Cameron fucking a pig. Low energy. Weak. Sad!

— Jim Sterling (@JimSterling) January 11, 2017

Trump: "I don't shake hands with people because germs freak me out"
Buzzfeed: "Trump loves playing in peoples piss"

— Just Call Me Mister (@MisterMetokur) January 11, 2017

"I like to grab them by the pissy" #watersportsgate

— Donald J. Trumps (@DonaldJTrumps_) January 11, 2017

I predict the owner of this stock photo is about to become very rich…#watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/WoqdRQ6muA

— Graham Love (@GLove39) January 11, 2017

Donald Trump potentially being into pissplay is honestly the least objectionable, most humanising thing about him. #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/DdKq0oLML7

— Philip Ellis (@Philip_Ellis) January 11, 2017

One of the benefits of being super-rich is you don't even have to piss your own bed – hire people to do it for you #watersportsgate

— Omid Djalili (@omid9) January 11, 2017

I miss the simpler times, like back when we decided that Howard Dean was unfit to be president because he made a weird noise once.

— Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler) January 10, 2017

even if this golden shower story is true it is absolutely none of our business what happens in the bedroom between Trump and his daughter

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) January 11, 2017

The craziest part about Trump is he doesn't drink. Dude is having sober golden shower parties, that's wild

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) January 11, 2017

Somewhere an unfortunate staffer is having to awkwardly explain to Mike Pence what a "Golden Shower" is. #Trump #russia #goldenshowers

— Louis Rolfes (@lrolfes3) January 11, 2017