The most London tweets about this morning’s tube strike chaos
‘You walked? I had to take a dolphin at Greenwich’
Fear. Uproar. Complete and utter chaos. Ubers pile up on top of each other in an orgy of twisted steel as the screams of trampled bus commuters fill the air. Yep, there’s a strike on.
Today London was gripped once again by the pandemonium only possible when it loses its trusty tube, so Londoners responded in the only way possible when faced with a queue of 1,000 people and a two hour bus journey through the Square Mile.
They made jokes on Twitter. Here are some of the best.
London during the tube strike, the buses are now mad Max style death trucks. People try to ride pigeons to work. No gaps are minded. Chaos.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 9, 2017
Spare a thought for the Tube strike's real victims: northerners who will spend all day complaining about it being on the news
— Jon Stone (@joncstone) January 9, 2017
I don't know who's more angry out of people in London trying to commute or people in Scotland seeing the tube strike lead the news.
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) January 9, 2017
LONDON IS CLOSED MATE
— Rylan Clark-Neal (@Rylan) January 9, 2017
Petition to rename it Jennifer Coolidge: The Movie
Sorry but how the hell did we miss these?
Sashay away if you can’t get full marks
‘If I was a woman in the same situation, would I have got that support? There’s a good chance I probably would’
And they’re still mates
‘You can take home £2,000 a week – men will pay you for the stupidest things’
I am trying so hard not to shout out ‘bing bong’ rn😤😤
I’m BEGGIN’ someone to please free us from the shackles of Mȧneskin x
Two years later Maya has two kids and blonde hair
It starts on January 7th, and the cast includes a straight man for the first time
I am obsessed with how chaotic season five looks already
Never forget ‘she should own a Sunglass Hut because she’s so shady’
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This isn’t worth the nine grand a year we’re paying
Right, so who is actually doing serious SALES?
I can see myself hanging out with Amanza, why not?
BAN THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY