The most London tweets about this morning’s tube strike chaos

‘You walked? I had to take a dolphin at Greenwich’

Fear. Uproar. Complete and utter chaos. Ubers pile up on top of each other in an orgy of twisted steel as the screams of trampled bus commuters fill the air. Yep, there’s a strike on.

Today London was gripped once again by the pandemonium only possible when it loses its trusty tube, so Londoners responded in the only way possible when faced with a queue of 1,000 people and a two hour bus journey through the Square Mile.

They made jokes on Twitter. Here are some of the best.