Worst year ever? Not if these clubbers have anything to say about it!
Forget Brexit and feast your eyes on the best clubbers of the whole of 2016
Should all the clubbers be forgot, and never brought to mind? We publish every week, we do, and they’re always looking fine.
The end of the year is a time for reflection, and there’s a lot of important things to reflect on. But amid the Brexits and the Trumps and the Selasi-not-winning-Bake-Offs, let’s not pretend it was all bad.
Here’s a look back at some of the best clubbers in the UK we’ve featured in the last year. Think of it as a toast to 2017, to the old friends we’ll keep and the new friends we’ll make, and to the clubbers who’ll pound Jäger after Jäger through it all.
PE teacher of the year
Guy most confused that he’s pulled in an LV scarf
It’s meant to go up your nose, mate
Most useful therapy session of the year
BONUS ROUND: The year’s most clueless DJs
When your mates are road but you’re just too polite
Exam invigilator of the year
Harry Potter and the potential foursome
BONUS ROUND: Men holding up invisible shopping bags
Bet you wish you hadn’t dumped me now Dan
This man is lactose intolerant
Omg Aaron shall we play some Pitbull?
When you’re meant to be DJing but the ASOS sale starts at midnight
BONUS ROUND: Men who have definitely, 100 per cent not committed any crimes
An offering! For the Lord of Light!
Sleepiest clubber of the year
When you’re wearing a tiny yellow backpack but still manage to pull
BONUS ROUND: Men in regional nightclubs wearing jumpers which are too tight
If Brexit was a human being
Oh, and if you’re looking for wankers, here’s
Swear we’ve seen these guys before?