Have yourself some weekly little clubbers

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but this week some people went clubbing


I wish it could be clubbers every week. I mean, all I want for Christmas is the clubbers of the week! Erm… it’s the most clubberful time of the week?

Look, there’s only a couple of hours before I clock off for the year, and I’m trying to make it work. So Merry Christmas, hallelujah, and a happy new clubbers of the week.

Vegetarian of the week

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So they’re made with tallow, which is actually derived from beef fat

Well there was actually only one North Star so

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This is definitely not canon

Does ‘Shabangover’ mean a Nando’s quarter chicken?

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‘Cos that’s what these lads are getting after a night on the lash!

When the bouncer catches you stealing bottles of Ciroc

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Haha ’tis the season amirite

Erm sorry to disturb you buddy but you’re actually missing the cup

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Who hurt you, man? Who made you like this?

I can’t, you don’t have any arms

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Lol because it looks like she doesn’t

Wait, Santa wants me to guide his sleigh tonight!?

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And to think, all the other reindeers would laugh and call me names

THE ELK ARE CANNIBALISING EACH OTHER

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THE ANIMAL KINGDOM HAS LOST ALL EQUILIBRIUM

When you’re trying to hide your Hotline Bling jumper cos that’s a last year meme

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We can see right through you

Ew but he’s eaten so many Wotsits

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He gonna taste cheesy

The urban fox in its natural habitat

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An estimated 33,000 now inhabit our towns and cities

Don’t do it mate, she shares fake news on Facebook

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You’re making the alt-wrong decision

My face when I think about my rugby initiation

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So many bodily fluids

When you see Good King Wenceslas and want to be his Feast of Stephen

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Who wouldn’t want to see him laying roundabout, clean and crisp and even

This is really impressive until you realise it’s maple syrup

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It’ll hit his mouth in five

They’re gonna freak out when they see the Death Star has turned up

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Did you see what that thing did to Alderaan?

This man is scared of the word ‘Rascals’

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Tbf who isn’t

Haha this guy’s jumper says ‘Wrangle my Gulls’

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Wait, it says what?