Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but this week some people went clubbing
I wish it could be clubbers every week. I mean, all I want for Christmas is the clubbers of the week! Erm… it’s the most clubberful time of the week?
Look, there’s only a couple of hours before I clock off for the year, and I’m trying to make it work. So Merry Christmas, hallelujah, and a happy new clubbers of the week.
Vegetarian of the week
So they’re made with tallow, which is actually derived from beef fat
Well there was actually only one North Star so
This is definitely not canon
Does ‘Shabangover’ mean a Nando’s quarter chicken?
‘Cos that’s what these lads are getting after a night on the lash!
When the bouncer catches you stealing bottles of Ciroc
Haha ’tis the season amirite
Erm sorry to disturb you buddy but you’re actually missing the cup
Who hurt you, man? Who made you like this?
I can’t, you don’t have any arms
Lol because it looks like she doesn’t
Wait, Santa wants me to guide his sleigh tonight!?
And to think, all the other reindeers would laugh and call me names
THE ELK ARE CANNIBALISING EACH OTHER
THE ANIMAL KINGDOM HAS LOST ALL EQUILIBRIUM
When you’re trying to hide your Hotline Bling jumper cos that’s a last year meme
We can see right through you
Ew but he’s eaten so many Wotsits
He gonna taste cheesy
The urban fox in its natural habitat
An estimated 33,000 now inhabit our towns and cities
Don’t do it mate, she shares fake news on Facebook
You’re making the alt-wrong decision
My face when I think about my rugby initiation
So many bodily fluids
When you see Good King Wenceslas and want to be his Feast of Stephen
Who wouldn’t want to see him laying roundabout, clean and crisp and even
This is really impressive until you realise it’s maple syrup
It’ll hit his mouth in five
They’re gonna freak out when they see the Death Star has turned up
Did you see what that thing did to Alderaan?
This man is scared of the word ‘Rascals’
Tbf who isn’t
Haha this guy’s jumper says ‘Wrangle my Gulls’
Wait, it says what?