These clubbers posed for photos – you won’t BELIEVE what happened next
Inspiring! Amazing! It’s the clubbers of the week!
Bobby PalmerI met a traveller from an antique land, who said: “The people of the UK know exactly how to party!”
It’s not been that happy a year, but we’ve still got the best clubbers in the country – those sweaty, writhing masses who bring us solace every week.
Look on the clubbers of the week, ye mighty, and despair.
Epiphany of the week
Wait, so the Planet of the Apes was just Earth the whole time?
Stretchiest limb of the week
After being bombarded by cosmic radiation, Reed Richards gained the ability to stretch his body into any shape he desires
Happiest clubber
Let me nestle into your bosom and die
You’re not a real lad until you’ve drunk your mate’s piss
Get it down you Zulu warriors
You think the darkness is your ally?
I was born in the darkness… moulded by it…
Hot dang, your cousins are all here!
I hope they brought a good batch of Petey’s famous moonshine
Controversial, but I don’t think these two are qualified pilots
All jokes aside, are they EASA approved?
That’s not going to protect you from drowning
You fucking IDIOT
Now THAT’s more like it
Safety is gainful, drowning is painful!
That moment when you find a severed arm on the dancefloor
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Wait, is this guy literally naked?
That can’t be hygienic
Pretty sure I saw these two selling Spice to your younger brother
Tbf it was pretty dark though
Alas, poor Yorick!
I knew him, Horatio – a fellow of infinite jest
Didn’t realise your mum and her friends were out tonight
There’s no stopping Lynn and the girls when they get on the razz
You know when you misjudge the vibe, but roll with it anyway?
Yep, that
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Phoebe Kowhai
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
Francesca Eke‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingJono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop