These clubbers posed for photos – you won’t BELIEVE what happened next

Inspiring! Amazing! It’s the clubbers of the week!


I met a traveller from an antique land, who said: “The people of the UK know exactly how to party!”

It’s not been that happy a year, but we’ve still got the best clubbers in the country – those sweaty, writhing masses who bring us solace every week.

Look on the clubbers of the week, ye mighty, and despair.

Epiphany of the week

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Wait, so the Planet of the Apes was just Earth the whole time?

Stretchiest limb of the week

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After being bombarded by cosmic radiation, Reed Richards gained the ability to stretch his body into any shape he desires

Happiest clubber

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Let me nestle into your bosom and die

You’re not a real lad until you’ve drunk your mate’s piss

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Get it down you Zulu warriors

You think the darkness is your ally?

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I was born in the darkness… moulded by it…

Hot dang, your cousins are all here!

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I hope they brought a good batch of Petey’s famous moonshine

Controversial, but I don’t think these two are qualified pilots

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All jokes aside, are they EASA approved?

That’s not going to protect you from drowning

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You fucking IDIOT

Now THAT’s more like it

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Safety is gainful, drowning is painful!

That moment when you find a severed arm on the dancefloor

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Wait, is this guy literally naked?

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That can’t be hygienic

Pretty sure I saw these two selling Spice to your younger brother

Tbf it was pretty dark though

Tbf it was pretty dark though

Alas, poor Yorick!

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I knew him, Horatio – a fellow of infinite jest

Didn’t realise your mum and her friends were out tonight

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There’s no stopping Lynn and the girls when they get on the razz

You know when you misjudge the vibe, but roll with it anyway?

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Yep, that