Inspiring! Amazing! It’s the clubbers of the week!
I met a traveller from an antique land, who said: “The people of the UK know exactly how to party!”
It’s not been that happy a year, but we’ve still got the best clubbers in the country – those sweaty, writhing masses who bring us solace every week.
Look on the clubbers of the week, ye mighty, and despair.
Epiphany of the week
Wait, so the Planet of the Apes was just Earth the whole time?
Stretchiest limb of the week
After being bombarded by cosmic radiation, Reed Richards gained the ability to stretch his body into any shape he desires
Let me nestle into your bosom and die
You’re not a real lad until you’ve drunk your mate’s piss
Get it down you Zulu warriors
You think the darkness is your ally?
I was born in the darkness… moulded by it…
Hot dang, your cousins are all here!
I hope they brought a good batch of Petey’s famous moonshine
Controversial, but I don’t think these two are qualified pilots
All jokes aside, are they EASA approved?
That’s not going to protect you from drowning
You fucking IDIOT
Now THAT’s more like it
Safety is gainful, drowning is painful!
That moment when you find a severed arm on the dancefloor
Wait, is this guy literally naked?
That can’t be hygienic
Pretty sure I saw these two selling Spice to your younger brother
Tbf it was pretty dark though
Alas, poor Yorick!
I knew him, Horatio – a fellow of infinite jest
Didn’t realise your mum and her friends were out tonight
There’s no stopping Lynn and the girls when they get on the razz
You know when you misjudge the vibe, but roll with it anyway?