These clubbers posed for photos – you won’t BELIEVE what happened next

Inspiring! Amazing! It’s the clubbers of the week!

I met a traveller from an antique land, who said: “The people of the UK know exactly how to party!”

It’s not been that happy a year, but we’ve still got the best clubbers in the country – those sweaty, writhing masses who bring us solace every week.

Look on the clubbers of the week, ye mighty, and despair.

Epiphany of the week

Wait, so the Planet of the Apes was just Earth the whole time?

Stretchiest limb of the week

After being bombarded by cosmic radiation, Reed Richards gained the ability to stretch his body into any shape he desires

Happiest clubber

Let me nestle into your bosom and die

You’re not a real lad until you’ve drunk your mate’s piss

Get it down you Zulu warriors

You think the darkness is your ally?

I was born in the darkness… moulded by it…

Hot dang, your cousins are all here!

I hope they brought a good batch of Petey’s famous moonshine

Controversial, but I don’t think these two are qualified pilots

All jokes aside, are they EASA approved?

That’s not going to protect you from drowning

You fucking IDIOT

Now THAT’s more like it

Safety is gainful, drowning is painful!

That moment when you find a severed arm on the dancefloor


Wait, is this guy literally naked?

That can’t be hygienic

Pretty sure I saw these two selling Spice to your younger brother

Tbf it was pretty dark though

Alas, poor Yorick!

I knew him, Horatio – a fellow of infinite jest

Didn’t realise your mum and her friends were out tonight

There’s no stopping Lynn and the girls when they get on the razz

You know when you misjudge the vibe, but roll with it anyway?

Yep, that