We can tell how middle class you are based on your life choices

Bet you drink prosecco at predrinks


Four or five moments. That’s all it takes, we’re told, to be a hero. But why stop there? If four or five acts of heroism can make you a hero, then why wouldn’t four of five avocado-laden brunches be enough to cement you as a heroically raging posho?

Yes, the decisions you make in your day-to-day define you – and you’ve made an awful lot of ostentatious decisions, we’re told. So without further ado, take our quiz to see just how painfully middle class you are, based on your questionable life choices.