Fool! The clubbers of the week party as they please
Dance with them! Dance the dance of life!
Where have all the good men gone? Where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
In 2016, you might think there aren’t many heroes left. You’d be wrong. The real champions nowadays are the clubbers, those who ride out every Friday and Saturday evening on a trusty steed of vodka-and-coke to vanquish boredom on a battlefield bathed in neon lights.
Yes, these are the best clubbers in the UK this week. Excelsior!