Gifts for the beloved cunt in your life who fucking loves to swear

I read somewhere that people who swear more are more intelligent, and honestly, that’s probably about right. Foul-mouthed people have better vocabularies and, presumably, better lives. If you or someone you love knows the universal truth that there’s no situation which can’t be improved with a well-placed fuck, then these gifts are for them.

You’re fucking welcome.

A swearing colouring book, for creative bitches

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And some brutal stationery for them to use in it

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A card to cheer up your friend whose fucking ex-boyfriend never deserved her

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An iPhone cover for someone who is too busy for your shit

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A present for the talented interior decorator who’s also a bit of a cunt tbh

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For the artsy bitch in your life who needs some motivation to be her best self

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A festive gift for a miserable old bitch who fucking hates christmas

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Some sparkly socks for a fabulous but fucking antisocial babe

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A mug for a foul-mouthed fairy princess

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Or this one for a fucking lady

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A lovely gift for your fucking blue granny

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Inspiration for all the caffeine-deprived misanthropic cunts in your life

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Some Christmas tree decorations for your whore friend

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A badass bomber jacket for a babe who should not be fucked with

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And this denim one for an independent bitch

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A nametag necklace that’s more apt than their actual goddamn name

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Or some bling for a bitch with trust issues

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A ring for a bad bitch you might like to marry someday

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And some sweet accessories for the dog lovers in your life – because if dogs could swear, they fucking would

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@rosielanners