Ah ha! Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week

I knew I’d left them around here somewhere


The past is history; tomorrow’s a mystery. But today? Well, today’s the day we show you the best clubbers in the UK this week.

Yep, it’s that time you’ve been waiting for – so get the kettle on, get the curtains drawn and settle in for another week of straight-up debauchery.

Mad Twatter of the week

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You know, Mad Twatter. From Skins. Fuck I’m old

4-for-1 polo shirt deal of the week

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Fashion for real men

Ah, I see you’ve come as my favourite film, 11 Dalmations

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I’ve always preferred Oceans 1 though

‘Twas supposed to be I who ate the Gingerbread Man

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So spake the sly old fox

Take us with you, sweet lord!

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Take us to the mystic land of Azeroth!

Captain Morgan is pretty disappointing in real life

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Well they do say never to meet your heroes

Grandma’s funeral was getting pretty loose

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Get the sambucas in lads!

Oh Harambe, you always loved golf

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I’ll see you on that big putting green in the sky, old friend

Aaron, it’s meant to be a girls photo

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Don’t you give me that look young man

 Look! Your dad and his mates are on their golf trip in Marbella!

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Lock up your esposas, right

We shall offer you this trinket and allow you on your way, good sir

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It is the Staff of the Living Tribunal and its power is unparalleled

When your girlfriend buys you a new vest so you feel obliged to wear it

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No babe I really like it

Alright, who took my shirt buttons?

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Very funny guys

WHY DID YOU STAB ME!?

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THIS ISN’T SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT

You stole that drink, didn’t you

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Now put it back and think about what you’ve done

And through it AAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

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SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION

Wait, so Prince Hans was evil all along?

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But I genuinely thought he loved Princess Anna