The definitive Made In Chelsea drinking game
One finger every time JP says he’s a really good guy
Made In Chelsea has returned to our screens, plunging us back into the Sloane Square savagery we’ve come to know and love over the last 11 seasons.
Sure, our Monday nights may be missing the likes of Spencer and Lucy, but we’ve got a whole host of new characters and new relationships – and with that comes a fresh raft of awkward silences and bitchy confrontations.
So if you feel the need to drink through the discomfort, have no fear: these are the only rules you need to get right royally pissed during your Monday night MIC binge.
Drink one finger when:
There’s a lingering shot of railings
There’s a lingering shot of an aspirational street sign
There’s a lingering shot of a Bloody Mary being mixed
There’s a lingering shot of champagne being popped
Mark-Francis says something unbelievably bitchy
Mark-Francis says something you want to get crocheted onto a pillow
Someone says “Yeah boi!”
Someone says “Beaut”
Someone asks Frankie how things are with Jamie
Sam says “Maaaate”
Anyone rolls their eyes
Jamie and Frankie inappropriately kiss at the table
Jamie nervously chews on his sunglasses
Ollie dispenses some sage life advice
Louise cries
Someone mentions Cannes
Someone mentions LA
Someone mentions their pretend job
Someone stares wistfully out over the Thames
Drink two fingers when:
The cast start doing a pointless recreational activity, like mini-golf or paddleboarding
Frankie looks at Jamie like she absolutely fucking despises him
Sam does something absolutely adorkable, like playing an accordion or turning up in a golf buggy
Someone says “Silly beaut”
Jamie calls Proudlock “Pruders”
Proudlock calls Jamie “Jay”
Someone compliments Fredrik’s hair
Someone insults Jamie’s hair
JP says he’s actually a good guy
Francis mentions Ghana
A conversation ends, and Rosie has contributed absolutely nothing to it
A completely new character is introduced without context
Someone’s mum or dad is introduced
Jamie makes everyone leave a conversation so him and Mytton can chat
Someone gets slapped
Someone gets a drink thrown in their face
Binky mentions the countryside
Binky cries
Toff pulls any of these faces:
Drink for the entire duration of:
That fucking Rimmel advert
The awkward silence at the end of a terse conversation
The slow-mo establishing shot at the start of any party
Down your drink if:
A character from a previous season makes a dramatic reappearance
Julius or Fredrik start singing
A JP scene finishes without him mentioning “Binks”
Someone says “Pardy”