Holy heck, it’s the best clubbers in the UK this week!

They certainly like to move it, move it


Blah blah blah. Come on, we both don’t know you don’t even read this bit.

You’re here for one reason, and one reason alone – to see the best clubbers in the entire country this week.

Fine. Here they are. Enjoy.

Freeze hold hairspray of the week

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It’s every runway stylist’s must-have, and with good reason

This guy doesn’t know what glasses are

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What is this contraption on my face

FUCK SHE LEFT ONE OF THE HOBS ON

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Well that’s your kitchen burnt to fuck

The amount of girls who have already rejected them tonight

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2+2+2+2=8

He wants to steal your vodka bottle too

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HAVEN’T YOU GOT ENOUGH!?

Even killer clowns can let their hair down

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All that stabbing is thirsty work!

Because sometimes you just need to stop dancing and illuminate your chimp mug

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Yeah actually you’ve lost us on this one

“Would you like to go out for a drink with me?”

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“Erm… I’m actually super busy with exams and stuff at the moment”

erm

Jamie Vardy’s having a party

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Bring your sodden Red Bull cups and your matching haircuts

They say you should never meet your heroes

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Seriously, they’ll only disappoint you

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WE JUST FUCKING LOVE VK

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MINE IS APPLE AND IT TASTES AMAZING

This is how quickly you can clear a bar by dabbing

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(Very)

Wait, so Leonardo DiCaprio’s character might have been dreaming the whole time?

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What?