We asked girls what they call their vaginas

No honestly we actually did


We’ve all got one. A name that is, for your bits – and there are some weird ones out there. We asked girls what they called their vagina, and why; and it was an eye-opening experience.

Annabel Murphy, Manchester

“Mine’s called Barry. My friends when we were younger we were like the boy you lose your virginity to has to name it. So I asked the guy after my first time and he was like you’re so weird I’m gonna name your vagina Barry. And literally all of my friends refer to it as Barry now.

“When I get laid they’re like ‘go Barry!'”

Millie Sansoye, Exeter

“I guess I call mine Chickpea. A guy I was sleeping with called it Chickpea and it kind of always stuck.”

Clarity Engel, Colorado Boulder

“Mine is RJ. My boyfriend’s name is Robson and so mine is Robson Junior (RJ) and his penis is Clarity Junior (CJ).”

Erica Spaeth, Pittsburgh

“My boy named her Priscilla.”

Layla Faruque, Manchester

“Vaj – sweet and simple.”

Lexi Harvey, Nottingham

“Penelope. Or Lady Penelope when she’s feeling fancy.”

Saskia Bamber, Bristol

“It may be a bit radical but I like to reclaim cunt and use it to describe mine.”

Amber Milne, Glasgow

“It depends on the context. There’s a plethora of words for every occasion.”

Lydia Brown, York

“Noonoo haha (like the hoover from The Teletubbies).”

Marisa Dervish, Liverpool

“Peach – soft and super cute.”

Faye White, Birmingham

“Regina – like Regina George.”

Jessica Bui, Rutgers

“My boyfriend calls vaginas puss puss like pussy and i think its the funniest thing ever.”

Grace Vielma, London

“Mary – like Mary and Joseph.”

Lucy Woodham, London

“Fanny.”

So simple. So effective.