All the best clubbers of Freshers’ Fortnight 2016
That guy you shagged from down the hall is in this
Bobby PalmerHello freshers! Did you have a good intro to uni life? Are you feeling a little poorly? Does your ickle head hurt?
Freshers’ is over, but you needn’t fret – the memories will last a lifetime. As will these pictures.
Here are the best clubbers of Freshers’ Fortnight 2016. If you aren’t in this, you might as well pack up, move back home and save yourself the shame.
Coldest clubbers
Please sir, we got lost on the way to the bus stop and we’re positively frozen
Hello buddy, good to see you here in the discotheque
We will do dance to many big songs yes?
Has this guy died?
Seriously though someone check his pulse
Ignore the girls, that guy in the back has lost his keys
Gutted, he’s not finding them in that foam
Seriously Stephen look at him, he’s not even that good a DJ
Look at the way he spins the decks Stephen he’s such an amateur
Mum, dad, you were supposed to have gone home!
My new flatmates are going to think I’m weird!
DJs in Belfast literally have to do this to look happy
Tough gig
Oh my God, this guy’s kissing the Queen
Has anybody told Philip!?
This is the world we live in now
If only the Mayans had been right about 2012
A quick look at how the students of Oxford Brookes unwind
You must never go there, Simba
What do you mean you need to see ID?
Surely there’s not alcohol in VKs
When you realise you forgot to put your hair gel in
It’s not 2009 anymore man
When you see another top bloke drinking VK Orange
Yeah sound man sound yeah two VKs yeah two straws yeah sound
What do you mean you ‘Don’t have any Scouting For Girls’?
Not even She’s So Lovely?
Haven’t we seen these guys before?
Oh yeah
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
Emily SmithThe 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
Harrison BrocklehurstHe’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin
What has Andrea been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 with her head held high?
She’s living her best life
Love Island’s Zach goes on huge rant about girls ‘wearing nothing’ and ‘selling themselves’
‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
So, here’s the real reason why Martha calls Donny Baby Reindeer
The show is named after the pet name Martha actually called him in real life
Lauren from MAFS Australia has been spotted on a night out getting close to her ex again
There’s picture evidence!!!
Producers forced Tim to bring up cheating scandal again on homestays for more MAFS drama
And edited their homestays to ‘look worse than it actually was’
‘Shameful’: Sydney Sweeney savagely claps back at claims she ‘is not pretty and can’t act’
‘How sad that a woman in the position to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to attack another woman’
OMG! The viral four lads in jeans are back and the jeans got… baggy
It’s been five years since the first picture was posted!
Lizz claims she’s no longer friends with Jack after Tori ‘forbid’ them seeing each other
And apparently even tried to get Lizz fired?!
Definitively ranking all the episodes of Fallout series one from worst to best
Kind of like picking your favourite child
What does the wind emoji Jack sent about his sex life with Tori on MAFS Australia 2024 mean?
I’ve never felt so out of touch