How much of a snake are you?

Who needs enemies with friends like you

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The world is full of snakes right now: whether it’s Taylor Swift’s Kanye treachery or Paul Hollywood’s return to Great British Bake Off, it’s becoming pretty clear that no-one can be trusted.

But how do you now if you’re surrounded by snakes? And, more importantly, how do you know if you’re the snakey one yourself?

Take this quiz to find out how much of a massive snake you are – and then send it to your friend who keeps texting your ex.