The best clubbers celebrating A-level results around the country

They got three Bs in their exams, but an A* in the lash

Once a year, something magical happens: 18-year-olds up and down the country open their A-level results, and the world is blessed with a whole new generation of soon-to-be-first-years.

We normally reserve these for term time, but for our future freshers we couldn’t resist. Here are the best clubbers of A-level results night 2016.

Spillage of the week

That’s lickage mate

Best B-movie henchmen

The Mechanic is a 2011 American action thriller film starring Jason Statham and Ben Foster

Bet he’s never actually been to the West Coast

Tbf we’re not even sure he plays basketball

Oi, lads! Ryan Lochte wasn’t actually robbed in Rio!

I shit you not boys, SPORTbible says he made it all up!

It’s that guy holding a steaming jug of freshly-made coffee?

We all like a mug of old Joe, but in a nightclub?

When you’re a solid bloke but also want to show your feminine side

Just cos I like my banter doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist

Oi, lads! I think it’s… beer o’clock!

Lash lash lash lash lash lash lash

If Romeo and Juliet was set in 2016

What light through yonder window breaks? ‘Tis Snapchat, and his dick pics are the sun

Is that… blood?

Who have you hurt?

When you get to uni, you’ll realise this is cultural appropriation

The SU have banned it anyway

When you can’t wait to go to uni to lose your virginity

Freshers of Lincoln, watch out

When everyone else gets a rolled-up newspaper except you

Mum said she didn’t want me getting papercuts

During the Vietnam War, the ‘V sign’ was widely adopted by the counterculture as a symbol of peace

Although a commonly repeated legend claims that the two-fingered salute or V sign derives from a gesture made by longbowmen fighting at the Battle of Agincourt

Bro, I think we just got a new profile picture.

All the chicks are gonna like this one

The moment before this guy was horribly rejected

I can’t look

Just kidding, they definitely shagged

Got you!

Thanks to Liquid & Envy Uxbridge, Oceana Watford, Valbon Hull and Rock Cafe Huddersfield for the photos.