The best clubbers celebrating A-level results around the country
They got three Bs in their exams, but an A* in the lash
Once a year, something magical happens: 18-year-olds up and down the country open their A-level results, and the world is blessed with a whole new generation of soon-to-be-first-years.
We normally reserve these for term time, but for our future freshers we couldn’t resist. Here are the best clubbers of A-level results night 2016.
Spillage of the week
Best B-movie henchmen
Bet he’s never actually been to the West Coast
Oi, lads! Ryan Lochte wasn’t actually robbed in Rio!
It’s that guy holding a steaming jug of freshly-made coffee?
When you’re a solid bloke but also want to show your feminine side
Oi, lads! I think it’s… beer o’clock!
If Romeo and Juliet was set in 2016
Is that… blood?
When you get to uni, you’ll realise this is cultural appropriation
When you can’t wait to go to uni to lose your virginity
When everyone else gets a rolled-up newspaper except you
During the Vietnam War, the ‘V sign’ was widely adopted by the counterculture as a symbol of peace
Bro, I think we just got a new profile picture.
The moment before this guy was horribly rejected
Just kidding, they definitely shagged
Thanks to Liquid & Envy Uxbridge, Oceana Watford, Valbon Hull and Rock Cafe Huddersfield for the photos.