The best clubbers celebrating A-level results around the country

They got three Bs in their exams, but an A* in the lash

Once a year, something magical happens: 18-year-olds up and down the country open their A-level results, and the world is blessed with a whole new generation of soon-to-be-first-years.

We normally reserve these for term time, but for our future freshers we couldn’t resist. Here are the best clubbers of A-level results night 2016.

Spillage of the week

Spillage of the week

That’s lickage mate

Best B-movie henchmen

Look it's two of the henchmen from a Vin Diesel film

The Mechanic is a 2011 American action thriller film starring Jason Statham and Ben Foster

Bet he’s never actually been to the West Coast

Bet hes never actually been to the west coast

Tbf we’re not even sure he plays basketball

Oi, lads! Ryan Lochte wasn’t actually robbed in Rio!


I shit you not boys, SPORTbible says he made it all up!

It’s that guy holding a steaming jug of freshly-made coffee?

Is that guy holding a jug of freshly brewed coffee

We all like a mug of old Joe, but in a nightclub?

When you’re a solid bloke but also want to show your feminine side

When youre a top lad but have a sensitive side

Just cos I like my banter doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist

Oi, lads! I think it’s… beer o’clock!


Lash lash lash lash lash lash lash

If Romeo and Juliet was set in 2016

If Romeo and Juliet happened in 2016

What light through yonder window breaks? ‘Tis Snapchat, and his dick pics are the sun

Is that… blood?

Is that blood

Who have you hurt?

When you get to uni, you’ll realise this is cultural appropriation

Why tho

The SU have banned it anyway

When you can’t wait to go to uni to lose your virginity

Oceana Watford ||

Freshers of Lincoln, watch out

When everyone else gets a rolled-up newspaper except you

When everyone except you gets to play with glowsticks

Mum said she didn’t want me getting papercuts

During the Vietnam War, the ‘V sign’ was widely adopted by the counterculture as a symbol of peace

The peace sign originated

Although a commonly repeated legend claims that the two-fingered salute or V sign derives from a gesture made by longbowmen fighting at the Battle of Agincourt

Bro, I think we just got a new profile picture.

Bro I think we have a new profile pic

All the chicks are gonna like this one

The moment before this guy was horribly rejected

The moment before a colossal rejection

I can’t look

Just kidding, they definitely shagged

Just kidding they totally snogged

Got you!

Thanks to Liquid & Envy Uxbridge, Oceana Watford, Valbon Hull and Rock Cafe Huddersfield for the photos.