All the realest tweets about A-level results

‘Queen Elizabeth II didn’t get any A-levels, and look at her now’

It’s that time of year again: 18-year-olds up and down the country are opening those brown paper envelopes with baited breath, ready to find out what their future holds.

Meanwhile, 40-year-old men up and down the country are taking to Twitter to offer their unsolicited advice on their own bad grades, clearing culture and how results don’t really matter anyway.

Here are this morning’s best tweets about the horror that is A-level results.