How tragic is your life?
Cut me in half and you’ll see ‘tragic’ written like Brighton rock
It was pretty tragic when, upon discovering he had killed his own father and married his mother, Oedipus blinded himself with a brooch. And without local anaesthetic. But Oedipus never “accidentally” sent a text two hours after a read receipt. He also probably never ate a full pint of Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough before the first ad break in Orange is the New Black.
Does that sound familiar? Take the quiz, accept the truth.
Love Island’s Hannah kicked out of Molly Smith’s Boohoo event for vaping inside too much
‘She was arguing in the street with bouncers’
As well as his hate list, Ben wrote Ellie a ‘game plan’ and threatened to leave MAFS Australia
‘You have three to five days left, be kind’
Sara EXPOSES Jack for flirting with her and ‘grabbing her butt’ on MAFS Australia
She was made to feel ‘extremely uncomfortable’
Inside the wholesome Traitors cast weekend away where Diane had the fizzy rosé flowing
Not Charlie getting into a hot tub fully clothed
Love Island All Stars couple Jess and Callum have SPLIT after huge public rows
‘He was seen partying with another blonde’
Jono secretly admitted he wished he was married to Ellie and called her ‘hot’ during MAFS
Despite insisting they were ‘just friends’
MAFS Australia production got so angry at Ben his friends and family visit was edited out
Ben would ‘constantly speak in riddles’ and production ended up ‘yelling at him’ over it
Um, MAFS’ Timothy’s claiming Ben ‘stole’ his lyrics for the hell on earth Ellie apology song
Is anything normal happening on MAFS Australia at this point?
The MAFS Australia experts revealed their fave cast members and the choices are wild
Alessandra is a real one
MAFS Australia alumni Jesse reveals which 2024 couples he thinks are in fake relationships
I’m actually so shocked
MAFS Australia set to be rocked by a HUGE cheating scandal involving Jono and Ellie
They were secretly messaging each other throughout MAFS
Ranking all of Sydney Sweeney’s roles by how hard they slayed
She ate her Immaculate performance up and left no crumbs, nun at all
In full: The letter MAFS Australia’s Ben wrote to Ellie listing all the things he hates about her
It includes her vaping, and waking up when he walks into the bedroom
Omg, Jayden and Eden ‘agreed to be puppets’ to get more airtime on MAFS Australia
‘Producers told them they needed to cause drama or go home’
Tori and Jack are charging fans a whopping $118 for a MAFS Australia meet and greet?!
You couldn’t pay me to shake his hand
Selling Sunset agent Chelsea Lazkani files for divorce from her businessman husband
He’s the father of their two young children
Um, Ridge is apparently launching a whole ‘deece’ clothing line around his MAFS catchhrase
I’ll be decked out from head to toe
Awkward! These are officially the least popular Russell Group universities in 2024
Cambridge students everywhere crying as we speak
Ella May Ding just absolutely dragged Jayden from MAFS Australia on a podcast
She didn’t hold back, obviously