How tragic is your life?

Cut me in half and you’ll see ‘tragic’ written like Brighton rock

It was pretty tragic when, upon discovering he had killed his own father and married his mother, Oedipus blinded himself with a brooch. And without local anaesthetic. But Oedipus never “accidentally” sent a text two hours after a read receipt. He also probably never ate a full pint of Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough before the first ad break in Orange is the New Black.

Does that sound familiar? Take the quiz, accept the truth.