Brighton is the city London wishes it could be

I have to praise you like I shouuuuuuld

The delusional Cereal Killer Café owners aren’t victims of ‘hate crime’

They’re barely even victims at all

What would you look like if you were a member of the opposite sex?

‘I’d have a decent C cup, and a big bum’

Twee rooms: Themed cafés are everywhere, and they’re really lame

How hygienic is it to stroke a cat while sipping a chai latte?