{"id":5591,"date":"2018-01-10T17:04:08","date_gmt":"2018-01-10T17:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/babe.net\/?p=27622"},"modified":"2025-02-07T17:06:29","modified_gmt":"2025-02-07T17:06:29","slug":"sorry-but-kendall-jenner-cant-model-for-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetab.com\/realityshrine\/2018\/01\/10\/sorry-but-kendall-jenner-cant-model-for-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry, but Kendall Jenner can\u2019t model for shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kendall Jenner is <em>amazing<\/em> at posing for the kinds of <a href=\"https:\/\/babe.net\/2018\/05\/14\/kendall-jenner-nude-topless-56444\">pictures<\/a> that earn more than a million likes on Instagram. <\/p>\n<p>Because of her, I am seriously thinking about buying a pair of those tiny sunglasses even though that shit is gonna look dumb as hell on me. <\/p>\n<p>But frankly, it&#x27;s come to my attention that when a professional photographer gets involved, something goes horribly wrong with Kendall Jenner&#x27;s &quot;modeling.&quot; Against all odds, when it comes time to shoot an actual campaign, the gorgeous, svelte 22-year-old manages to look awkward and uncomfortable every single time. <\/p>\n<p>How are you going to look so fucking upset in every photoshoot when you&#x27;re literally <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.forbes.com\/sites\/natalierobehmed\/2017\/11\/21\/highest-paid-models-2017-kendall-jenner-ousts-gisele-with-22-million\/\">the highest paid model in the world<\/a>?<\/p>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"instagram\">\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BWakejzjUxe\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"14\" style=\" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:640px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);\">\n<div style=\"padding:16px;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BWakejzjUxe\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" style=\" background:#FFFFFF; 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font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BWakejzjUxe\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;\" target=\"_blank\">A post shared by Kendall (@kendalljenner)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.instagram.com\/en_US\/embeds.js\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"et\" dir=\"ltr\">Kris Wu &amp; Kendall Jenner <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/picBnoChBt\">pic.twitter.com\/picBnoChBt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \ud83c\udf77 (@HYPESTYLISTE) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HYPESTYLISTE\/status\/897571617450192896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Kendall Jenner for Vogue India&#39;s 10th Anniversary Edition\ud83c\udf8c <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/oRFraH2Lr4\">pic.twitter.com\/oRFraH2Lr4<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Outlander Magazine (@StreetFashion01) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StreetFashion01\/status\/861304426824441856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>She literally looks like she&#x27;s being held hostage in this Vogue India photoshoot! Kendall, do you need help? Is your back okay? Do you need to lie down for a second? What are you trying to tell me with these poses?! <\/p>\n<p>Then there&#x27;s the infamous Star Wars shoot. Obviously, Kendall wasn&#x27;t the only one who didn&#x27;t bring it for that one, but her picture is fucking <strong>insane<\/strong>. It is so funny that nothing I can say can improve it. It&#x27;s perfect. <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-caption align-center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.thetab.com\/blogs.dir\/279\/files\/2018\/01\/unnamed-file-2.jpeg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I think about this picture every day. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>And honestly, her runway modeling skills are also a little less than stellar. She kind of seems like she&#x27;s annoyed while stomping around like a Clydesdale up there, like she&#x27;d rather be hanging out with Bella Hadid, comparing skin luminescence or whatever they talk about. <\/p>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Beyond proud!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KendallJenner?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@KendallJenner<\/a> walking for <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Versace?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@Versace<\/a> today in Milan!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/proudmama?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#proudmama<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/VersaceLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#VersaceLive<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FcDHKBAx4B\">pic.twitter.com\/FcDHKBAx4B<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KrisJenner\/status\/703309740755976192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 26, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>I am <strong>far<\/strong> from the only person to critique Kendall&#x27;s modeling skills. There are literally dozens of tweets lamenting the fact that her ass would&#x27;ve been kicked off of ANTM on Episode 1, and the joke doesn&#x27;t even get old because it&#x27;s fucking true. <\/p>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"tweet\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/intanayob\/status\/951089490390433792\n<\/div>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">every single kendall editorial would get her eliminated from an episode of ANTM <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/z7fTZQbywX\">https:\/\/t.co\/z7fTZQbywX<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; folu (@notfolu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/notfolu\/status\/950769456598454273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 9, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I hold one picture in my hand. This picture represents the girl who will go on to become America\u2019s Next Top Force Princess. That picture is of &#8230; me, you all can rot in the empire. Be quiet. How dare you?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Khaliden Nas. (@AlsoPurp) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlsoPurp\/status\/928639349088014337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>IMAGINE the background music they&#x27;d be playing when this shit was getting filmed:<\/p>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"instagram\">\nhttps:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BdvBcuuDQiD\n<\/div>\n<p>Watching this Boomerang (?) makes me feel like I&#x27;m high, but <strong>not<\/strong> in a fun way.  <\/p>\n<p>And the thing that makes all of this so infuriating is that Kendall Jenner <strong>isn&#x27;t<\/strong> a normal person, and the fact that she was able to seamlessly transition to modeling on her name alone is really shitty for normal, non-famous girls trying to break into the industry. <\/p>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"tweet\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/Glock__Lesnar\/status\/951109696445992961\n<\/div>\n<p>Modeling isn&#x27;t an easy job, and I&#x27;m not claiming I&#x27;d be a better model than she is &#8212; but I&#x27;m 100 percent sure that there are a shitload of people out there who would. <\/p>\n<p>Kendall doesn&#x27;t bring <strong>any<\/strong> kind of diversity to the table in terms of her look or her attitude: she&#x27;s skinny, white, and very conventionally attractive. And while there&#x27;s obviously nothing inherently wrong with that, it&#x27;s tough to root for someone like an underdog when they&#x27;ve got nothing but privilege. <\/p>\n<div data-rosebud-block=\"tweet\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/dunkirkarla\/status\/950934931366178823\n<\/div>\n<p>I wouldn&#x27;t be surprised if she was pushed into modeling by Kris because she&#x27;s the lankiest child Kris has at her disposal. Maybe, like Kylie, she longs for a simpler life, where she can express herself through other mediums, like interpretive dance or <em>something else<\/em> that doesn&#x27;t involved making me nervous and the rest of the internet nervous with one dead-eyed editorial after another. <\/p>\n<h2>Related stories recommended by this writer: <\/h2>\n<p>\u25cf <a href=\"https:\/\/babe.net\/2018\/05\/29\/kendall-jenner-body-62292\">Let\u2019s journey through the evolution of Kendall Jenner\u2019s face, shall we?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u25cf <a href=\"https:\/\/babe.net\/2018\/06\/05\/kendall-jenner-making-out-anwar-hadid-63575\">GUYS! Kendall Jenner was spotted making out with Gigi and Bella\u2019s baby brother!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u25cf <a href=\"https:\/\/babe.net\/2018\/06\/07\/is-kendall-jenner-ok-63733\">Is Kendall Jenner\u2026okay? 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