There was one peculiar and simply silent character that emerged over the 20-episode series of Celebs Go Dating. His name was Teddy.<\/p>\n
In the final two episodes of the E4 dating show and popstar Tallia Storm was introduced to a bloke named Teddy during a three-person date and dash scenario.<\/p>\n
Despite saying very little, Tallia decided to jet Teddy with her for the grand finale in Cape Verde.<\/p>\n
Here, Ted said even less.<\/p>\n
https:\/\/twitter.com\/STJ_95\/status\/969322608889155586<\/p>\n
Who is this man? What was going through his head?<\/p>\n
When Tallia first met Teddy, a mountaineer and travel freelancer (whatever the hell that is) the 25-year-old was shy, quiet and reserved, giving literally nothing away about his personality.<\/p>\n
Weirdly, however, Tallia “digged it”.<\/p>\n
She said to Teddy: \u201cI quite like that you\u2019ve not handed this to me on a plate, do you know what I mean by that?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Of course, Teddy just sort of shrugged and grunted to that question before Tallia went on to explain that T-bear \u201ccouldn\u2019t care less if they saw each other again\u201d and that she \u201cquite liked that.”<\/p>\n
Teddy Slops His Honey<\/b><\/h2>\n
During the first date and Teddy turned on the charm by explaining how he had\u00a0thrown on any old outfit, had rushed to the date from work, and in fact had a stain on his jeans.<\/p>\n
Hmm.<\/p>\n
https:\/\/twitter.com\/CelebsGoDating\/status\/968601985317593088<\/p>\n
Teddy Goes On Holiday<\/h2>\n
Despite what would have been noted as a catastrophe\u00a0of a first date by most people, Tallia soon packed her Teddy onto a plane to Cape Verde.<\/p>\n
Yep, Tallia had clicked with so few people across the 18 episodes that she took Teddy to the grand finale. It was only going to end in tears.<\/p>\n
https:\/\/twitter.com\/JamStefanWatts\/status\/968960637131948033<\/p>\n
Even in the beautiful sunshine and at a luxurious hotel, Teddy seemed unable or unwilling to relax. He was spotted by voiceover comedian Rob Beckett hiding in the corner of the resort.<\/p>\n
And when Teddy finally had the chance to chat with Tallia he cut yet another awkward figure – the pair had the most uncomfortable chemistry!<\/p>\n
https:\/\/twitter.com\/CelebsGoDating\/status\/968963517519990789<\/p>\n
No Picnic For Teddy\u00a0<\/b><\/h2>\n
On the day of the grand finale and Tallia made one last attempt at trying to bleed some fun from the robust stone that was Teddy.<\/p>\n
She had no luck.<\/p>\n
Eventually, Tallia decided to roll up to the final party on her own rather than drag her little Teddy bear with her.<\/p>\n
https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tallia_Storm\/status\/969344415931224065<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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