{"id":54495,"date":"2026-05-27T12:48:43","date_gmt":"2026-05-27T11:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thetab.com\/realityshrine\/?p=54495"},"modified":"2026-05-27T12:48:43","modified_gmt":"2026-05-27T11:48:43","slug":"all-the-wildly-unhinged-things-desi-blings-billionaires-satish-and-tabinda-buy-for-their-toddler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetab.com\/realityshrine\/2026\/05\/27\/all-the-wildly-unhinged-things-desi-blings-billionaires-satish-and-tabinda-buy-for-their-toddler\/","title":{"rendered":"All the wildly unhinged things Desi Bling\u2019s billionaires Satish and Tabinda buy for their toddler"},"content":{"rendered":"

Satish and Tabinda Sanpal<\/a> did not join Desi Bling<\/a> to serve quiet luxury. They joined to remind the world that if your toddler does not own a customised Rolls-Royce, are you even parenting right?<\/p>\n

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The Dubai-based billionaire couple have quickly become the most chaotic duo on the show thanks to their commitment to doing absolutely everything at maximum volume. Gold? More gold. Diamonds? Bigger. Birthday parties? Why stop at balloons when you can apparently lower cakes from the ceiling?<\/p>\n

Their daughter Isabella might be the most spoiled child on reality TV right now.<\/p>\n

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A post shared by Isabella Satish Sanpal (@isabellasatishsanpal)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n