{"id":876,"date":"2025-01-07T12:16:19","date_gmt":"2025-01-07T12:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thetab.com\/?p=428302"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"ranked-nikki-glasers-most-savage-golden-globes-jokes-including-the-ones-she-axed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetab.com\/filmshrine\/2025\/01\/07\/ranked-nikki-glasers-most-savage-golden-globes-jokes-including-the-ones-she-axed\/","title":{"rendered":"Ranked: Nikki Glaser&#8217;s most savage Golden Globes jokes, including the ones she axed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Sunday night, Nikki Glaser hosted the 2025 <a href=\"https:\/\/thetab.com\/tag\/Golden-globes\">Golden Globes<\/a> where she issued some of the most savage jokes in award season history, noting subjects ranging from the Diddy scandal to Ozempic.<\/p>\n<p>Just a day later, she revealed the jokes that had been <a href=\"https:\/\/thetab.com\/2025\/01\/07\/all-of-nikki-glasers-golden-globes-jokes-that-got-cut-for-being-too-offensive-to-air\">cut from her monologue<\/a>, which again talked about subjects such as mass shootings, political scandals, and celebrities starving themselves. It was pretty brutal stuff, but without further ado, here are the best jokes from Nikkie Glaser&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/goldenglobes.com\/\">Golden Globes<\/a> stint ranked by how much they made me wince.<\/p>\n<h2>1. \u201cDenzel Washington is here. The only thing that has convinced more middle aged men they could pull off an earring than Denzel Washington is cocaine. Kate Winslet is a lot like cocaine. She\u2019s white. She\u2019s always with Leonardo DiCaprio, and I can\u2019t wait to find her at the after party tonight.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Honestly, I&#8217;m still trying to work this one out.<\/p>\n<h2>2. \u201cTonight, we celebrate the best of film and hold space for television.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>It had to be done, but it&#8217;s not that mean.<\/p>\n<h2>3. \u201cZendaya, you were incredible in Dune. I woke up for all of your scenes.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Dune 3 is Zendaya&#8217;s moment, I can feel it.<\/p>\n<h2>4. \u201cI look out and see some of the hardest-working actors in show business. And by that, I mean your servers.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Not harsh, just true.<\/p>\n<h2>5. \u201cNicolas Cage is here tonight looking well-rested after a night of sleeping in Elvis\u2019s coffin.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Nicolas Cage is still a thing?<\/p>\n<h2>6. \u201cSquid Games is a show where people starve themselves while ruthlessly competing for the ultimate prize. Oh, wait, no, sorry that\u2019s this show.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Getting warmer, but still playing it safe.<\/p>\n<h2>7. \u201cWelcome to the 82nd Golden Globes, Ozempic\u2019s biggest night.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>The Ozempic line is a little tired now.<\/p>\n<h2>8. \u201cIf Adrian Brody could go back in time, he would thank baby Hitler for his career.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>You know things are gonna get good when a Hitler joke makes an appearance.<\/p>\n<h2>9. \u201cThe Wild Robot is nominated tonight. And by that, I mean Nicole Kidman after two white wines.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Tbf, who doesn&#8217;t love two (or four) glasses of white wine?<\/p>\n<h2>10. \u201cTilda Swinton is, of course, nominated for her role as Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Timmy should be so lucky.<\/p>\n<h2>11. \u201cThe film Anora is nominated for four awards tonight. It\u2019s been called the most unflinching look at sex work since Matt Gaetz\u2019s payment history.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>The former US congressman has denied paying &#8220;tens of thousands&#8221; on sex and drugs.<\/p>\n<h2>12. \u201cGlen Powell, what a year you\u2019ve had, Glen; you were in everything \u2014 Twisters, Hit Man, my head when I\u2019m having sex with my boyfriend. Thank you so much for the assist; I\u2019ll see you tonight.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Just stating facts.<\/p>\n<h2>13. \u201cAmy Adams is nominated for her performance in Night Bitch, while I was totally snubbed for my performance in Day Slut.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>It was one of Nikki Glaser&#8217;s Golden Globes jokes, but I would totally watch Day Slut.<\/p>\n<h2>14. \u201c[Timoth\u00e9e], you have the most gorgeous eyelashes\u2026on your upper lip.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Ouch, sort it out, Kylie!<\/p>\n<h2>15. \u201cIf you\u2019re a woman over 50 in a lead role, they call it a comeback. If you\u2019re a guy over 50 in a lead role, congratulations, you\u2019re about to play Sydney Sweeney\u2019s boyfriend.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Omg, Glen Powell is 36?<\/p>\n<h2>16. \u201cDaniel Craig is nominated for his performance in Queer, which is a movie and not just what my uncle Chuckie calls Wicked.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Is Uncle Chuckie wrong? We love our queer Emerald City.<\/p>\n<h2>17. \u201cWe can&#8217;t talk about movies tonight without talking about Wicked. I did not know much about Wicked going into this year because I had friends in high school.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Don&#8217;t knock us theatre kids lower than we already are.<\/p>\n<h2>18. \u201cGlen Powell is nominated tonight for Hit Man. Who would have thought that by the end of the year, you\u2019d only be the second hottest hit man in America.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Too soon?<\/p>\n<h2>19. \u201cOh, look! It\u2019s two-time Holocaust survivor Adrien Brody!\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>He does seem to have a staple.<\/p>\n<h2>20. \u201cThis feels like I\u2019ve finally made it \u2014 I\u2019m in a room full of producers at the Beverley Hilton hotel, and this time, all of my clothes are on. So yeah, it was worth it.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Did anyone spot any producers hiding under the table?<\/p>\n<h2>21. I predict, five years from now, when you\u2019re watching old clips of this show on YouTube, you\u2019ll see someone in one of the crowd shots and go, \u2018Oh my god, that was before they caught that guy!\u2019\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>More of the same, only smarter.<\/p>\n<h2>22. \u201cChallengers? Oh my god, it was so good. That movie was more sexually charged than Diddy\u2019s credit card.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>This one has received a lot of pushback on Twitter and from the lawyers representing Diddy&#8217;s alleged victims.<\/p>\n<h2>23. \u201cMichael Keaton was so great in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice and Alec Baldwin, sadly, did not come back to play a ghost because he was too busy making them.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Basically calling him a murderer at one of the biggest award ceremonies. 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