William Lynn

Studying English left me completely disillusioned

No contact hours, no friends

Nobody’s a ‘proper’ football fan anymore

I was the only person in my halls that wanted to watch the United game in a pub

I wish I was gay

It’s tough being a white heterosexual male these days

Why does nobody understand my David Brent impression?

There’s no more room for a chilled-out entertainer in this crazy crazy world