The Theatre Guide Dog
Sent down from the gods to address the closely-linked issues of people not knowing what Theatre they want to see and crushingly dull listings articles. She often knows more about productions than their directors or anybody involved. Embittered, jaded, sarcastic and contemptuous, the Guide Dog is as good as an attack dog if provoked. Luckily, unless you are a disgruntled cast-member or the mother of one, she's always on your side. Minders: Lent 2012: Ami Jones Michaelmas 2011: Ami Jones and Caitlin Doherty Easter & Lent 2011: Kieran Corcoran Michaelmas 2010: Toby Parker-Rees

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 0

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG should be studying and so should you, frankly, but we won’t tell anyone you’re here. Promise.

The Results – The Theatre Guide Dog Awards Lent 2012

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG dishes the hurt with one poor and the glory with the other. But you only have yourselves to blame.

The Theatre Guide Dog Awards Lent 2012

You’ve worked awfully hard this term, and THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG is here to give you treats.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 8

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG faces her critics.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 7

Need some good misery to roll around in? Fear not, THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG will point the way.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 6

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG has an important lesson for you all this week.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 5

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG is tired of all your crying.

Valentine’s Guide Dog: Week 4

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG leads you safely through the fornicating minefields of V-Day.

Snowy Guide Dog: Week 3

All this snow is making THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG act a bit funny.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 2

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG growls with rare approval at some ambitious theatre this week.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 1

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG delves ever deeper into delusion and denial.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 0

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG has fresh bark and bite for a new term.

The Theatre Guide Dog Awards Michaelmas 2011

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG decides it’s time for giving some awards to some plays.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 8

WEEK EIGHT THEATRE IS UNDER OCCUPATION. A People’s Bark will announce the week’s scheduled performances.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 7

She shall be great, and shall be called THEATRE GUIDE DOG IV, and she shall reign over Cambridge theatre for ever, and of her kingdom there shall be no end. Amen.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 6

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG prophesies theatre to come. And is having suspicious food cravings. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 5

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG heralds the end of the world (though not for the first time). Theatre too.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 4

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG mourns the loss of Theatrical salvation for Cambridge, while giving you a rundown to what’s worth going to this week.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 3

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG shares her tragic past, but only because it has something to do with this week’s theatre. She’s not some kind of sop, you guys.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 2

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG is the brains behind the Chancellor election. And the week’s theatre – bitch of many talents.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 1

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG softly growls her way through Theatre Yet To Come. This week with added louche.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 0

In case you missed it in the paper, here’s the fresh-look THEATRE GUIDE DOG to scoff you through the maze of Cambridge theatre while you’re still dazzled by the lights.

Edinburgh Fringe Guide Dog

Everyone’s favourite dramatic canine has got a punning and questionable haircut and is here to teach you what Cambridge has to offer the Edinbrugh Festival Fringe.

Platinum Tabs – Guide Dog Awards Easter 2011

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG tires of this award-giving. Take your shiny prizes and go.

Golden Prigs – Guide Dog Awards Easter 2011

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG barks out the winners of the GOLDEN PRIG awards, then falls to heel while you vote for the rest.

Theatre Guide Dog Awards Easter 2011

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG gets ready to nail Theatre’s results to the metaphorical Senate House of your computer screens. You can help with the marking.

Theatre Guide Dog: May Week 2011

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG tells the truth about May Week, then shows you where to go if you want to get lied to.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 7

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG knows you can’t think very hard after the steely prongs of Tripos. Let him gently nudge you towards the worthy theatre to come. Best enjoyed tipsy.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 5

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG holds the fort while you scribble away at your scripts. A few people are still using the other kind of script this week, and here they are.

Theatre Guide Dawg: Week 4

Everyone’s favourite Thespian canine puts the G back in Guide-Dog in anticipation of an admittedly sparse week of Theatre.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 3

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG read a book. A book he wrote. But not to impress you. He also talks about the week’s Theatre. But not to impress you.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 2

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG knows what you’re up to. But he’ll play along, for now. Loyal, right?

Theatre Guide Duke: Week 1

The newly-sceptered THEATRE GUIDE DUKE holds audience with the serfs of Cambridge and dispenses infallible wisdom ex cathedra.

Theatre Guide Dog: Week 0

Theatre’s back, and so is THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG. He spent the vacation revising biting and snarling – reader caution advised.

Platinum Tabs – Guide Dog Awards Lent 2011

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG honours the worthiest shows and thespians of Lent 2011, as voted by you. We’ve even got a new curtain.

Golden Prigs – Guide Dog Awards Lent 2011

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG unveils the first round of illustrious winners, each of whom receive a GOLDEN PRIG award, voted by your betters.

Theatre Guide Dog Awards Lent 2011

THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG smiles upon the successes of the past term and rewards the worthy with his official approbation. You can help him with your inferior-but-not-worthless opinions.