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OK maybe I’m exaggerating a tiny bit
Don’t @ anyone this is a group effort
These too can be yours for just f i v e h u n d r e d d o l l a r s
The two aren’t mutually exclusive. This is why
How are you supposed to pee
We spoke to a lawyer to explain the implications behind removing a condom without consent
Apparently now they think they’re ‘post hipster’. Oh hun
WHO ARE THESE FOR
Get ready to see this 2350938502850 times
Tag a mate who’s made some terrible, terrible mistakes
Will it make my lips bigger though
Applications are now open for babe’s UK Summer Correspondent program, our official remote internship program running from May-August 2017
I’m getting off the internet this is where I draw the line
It’s more harmful than helpful, say experts
HOW WERE YOU RAISED
Let’s hear them out I guess
You couldn’t tell me nuthin’ when I put these babies on
What’s Kylie gonna do???
Give me pockets or give me death
My housemates will laugh at me no longer
Get thee behind me, Satan
Let’s be honest with ourselves, it doesn’t even look fun
Today in ‘fashion is a terrifying, many-headed beast’
‘Listen, I need to find Dan Rochkind and fling him off a cliff’
‘Are we not meant to eat’
Try to get past the word ‘Briona’ without pouring bleach on your corneas you can’t do it
God I hate prom season
This gives me so much second hand embarrassment I can’t even explain
We’ve gone deep on this one
What you may have missed on your emotional binge watch
WHO’S A GOOD BOY
Just suck it up and take it c’mon now
It reinforces stereotypes of black female servitude in the most subtle, sinister way
They said it was because men don’t suffer discrimination
Luckily, the internet is here to tell him how ridiculous that idea is
Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya
I don’t even know what to say anymore
Now, NOW I am invested in this money making machine
Good guess they’re cool now
Not including the 219428402180 profiles which say ‘please be interesting’
Rub a dub dub
You’re welcome gals
Sundays sipping Flat Whites on Broadway Market
Read at 4.51pm
We spoke to Rachel, a student, a feminist, a girl who paid her rent with Chanel bags and cash from sugar daddies
Plans would have the government provide free sanitary products to girls who qualify for free school meals
Any news on the gender pay gap or right to choose? Nah? OK sweet
She’s got a lewk
Oh great another Ed Sheeran song about how he loves a girl who’s getting with someone else. Groundbreaking
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tag yourself I’m the crazy friend (jokes I’m the ho)
If fashion is a crime then lock me up and make me wear these jeans as a prison jumpsuit because they’re awful
Tag yourself I’m the crazy friend (jokes I’m the ho)
He told the 19-year-old: ‘Some sex and pain go together, that’s not necessarily a bad thing’
Alternatively if they do not their middle name is Rose there are no exceptions to this rule
Apparently sales are through the roof???
‘He told me he liked that I was ‘pure’ because I’d only slept with one other guy before him’
‘Nevertheless, she persisted’
You are welcome no honestly don’t mention it
It’s gonna be a biggie
She could do it
Why do we treat it as such a casual, expected thing?
You can’t repress these memories forever
From Italian royalty vibes to cheap Justin Bieber t-shirts in less than a year
The last one was Bjork in 2007
This is more intense than that picture of young Biden
There was an attempt
She didn’t even pretend to applaud
‘Her timeline right now is something we should all be ashamed of’
‘Guys does anyone know if Dalston is still cool???’
Queens
Great ink from great gals
She’s a size 12 and was forced to buy a size 20 dress
It was called The Scramble
If it looks good take a pic you paid for it
The fact we so readily believed it shows how prevalent harassment is
I literally hate the internet
All the kids are doing it apparently
You’re here for peer review now do your job
Who needs love when you have memes right! Ha ha ha ha
God I love science
What if I’m being cushioned right now and I don’t even know
‘BONE BROTH’ IS NOT A MEAL
They’re single, guys. SINGLE
They said she’s of a ‘naturally slim build’
Leo is obnoxious and Gemini is an absolute snake
A group of men in a board room thought these were hilarious, just let that sink in
‘First they came for the Muslims, and I did not speak, because I was Theresa May’
‘I stop eating until they take me to the hospital’
The current system is ‘failing’ us
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone notice anything funny about this pic? Lmk