My mind is BLOWN
How do these average people think they have such a fan base
New Jack is giving me all the vibes
Including how to get 1,000 followers, how it ranks your story and how to get a blue tick
Your mum is gonna be SO proud
Three fingers for when Wes says ‘do bits society’
Eyal was with a Made in Chelsea star and Laura’s dated rugby players
If there is a God please can he sort out my overdraft
I LOVE CARS
There’s not enough houses in Clapham for everyone!!
Near impossible, but some have managed to do it
It’s the feeling of dread that you’ve done something REALLY bad the night before
The ones in recruitment are the worst
Of course Adam’s a Scorpio
‘You’re so hot, I would lick chocolate syrup out of your belly button’
Lucy Woodham
