‘The drain must’ve been blocked and we didn’t realise’
Does no one understand the purpose of toilets anymore?
The surfer has won our hearts
Definitely the most committed prank we’ve seen
Also known as quiffles, fanny farts and pussy purrs!
He’s got red sliders, a Ralphie cap AND he’s single
The full video will be on YouTube tomorrow
There’s so much I need to understand
President Hen has bars, a drone, and wants to build a new gym?!
He’s likely to be charged at least £400 for the damages
He considers himself ‘the people’s vote’
Moral of the story: Southampton students are gross
Now that is shocking
Your time has come lads
Nothing like ‘Come on Eileen’ to get you in the mood
If you don’t agree, you’re probs the “Bristol reject” sorry x
Why can’t we just sit down and do our work?
You lot have seen some shit
The University had the highest percentage increase of money borrowed over the last two years