Jonny Long
Assistant Editor

Calling time on Alfie Deyes, the YouTuber moron who can’t control what comes out of his mouth

‘Sorry guys thanks for pointing that out x’

Revealed: University staff spent thousands in strip clubs and sex shops

Someone at Nottingham spent £142 on sex toys

Boohoo remove racist ‘white forever we reign’ t-shirt from website

They offered a shopper free clothes before asking them to delete a tweet calling them out for it

Introducing the ‘sad grad’: They’ve got a job but are still desperately clinging on to uni life

@ing companies on Twitter because it’s easier to deal with their problems rather than your own

Here are the most tragic sponsored Instagram posts from the cast of Love Island 2018 so far

They’ll do anything for the money and tbh same

Popstars, footballers and a GB athlete: Everything we know about Megan’s relationship history

Her love life before the villa seems to be just as hectic

Who is Love Island’s Kazimir? The celebrity make-up artist trying to steal Josh from Georgia

She’s worked with Stormzy and Chris and Kem

Who is Sam Bird? Love Island’s latest boy who trains Toff from Made In Chelsea

Get this – he once went to a ‘make your own pizza’ Pizza Express party AND WE HAVE THE PICS TO PROVE IT

Who is Taylor Ward? Rumoured to be Love Island’s newest girl who also has famous parents

Is Taylor Love Island’s next girl?

It’s not too late, you can still apply to be on this year’s Love Island

Maybe YOU could be the one to save Alex from an eternity of chronic loneliness?

Meet Zara, Love Island’s newest girl who works in Parliament and is a 12/10

Zara, Love Island’s new girl, has a job in Parliament as a government advisor

Boomtown Festival 2018, everything you need to know: Tickets, lineup, dates, location

After 2016 and 2017, here’s everything you need to know about Boomtown 2018

Lovebox festival 2018, everything you need to know: Tickets, lineup, dates, location

After 2016 and 2017, get ready for the Friday and Saturday lineups of London’s biggest summer festival

Houghton Festival 2018, everything you need to know: Tickets, dates, lineup, location and review

Houghton Festival 2017 was huge, so here is everything you need to know about this year’s offering

Who actually is muggy Megan? Everything you need to know about Love Island’s queen snake

She actually said before entering the villa how she wouldn’t want to break up Wes and Laura…WELL

Watch Love Island Australia: Here’s how to watch Love Island Australia

Love Island Australia is even crazier than the UK version of the show

Who is Love Island’s Georgia Steel? The Popworld shot girl and drama student

People are also convinced she was on The Inbetweeners

Love Island 2018 contestant ages: How old are this year’s cast?

The ages of Wes, Laura and Adam will shock you to your core

Are you the ‘Alex’ of your friendship group? Take this quiz and find out

Every group has a tragic anti-hero who just can’t get laid

SUBU apologise for queue conditions at Summer Ball

People were fainting and having panic attacks in the queue, others have claimed water was not in good supply