Topshop confirmed they’re out in a few weeks
Uh oh it’s YIKES o’clock
Ariana… is that… you???
Just trying to figure this one out
And yes, it’s pretty serious
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
They’re studying and making serious £££, wbu?
So angelic and divine, wow
Wow, they’ve gotten even more tragic!!
So much… silence???
*Slides into Prince Nikolai of Denmark’s DMs*
Hit the road Jack
Uh oh, snorty Jack!
British humour at its finest
Loooool wait what
Today a victim of the group chat has spoken out about a conflict of interest
The university’s decision will remain unchanged
And I’m not the only one
Oh would you look at that all my money’s gone
But it’s fine guys, she’s unfollowed him too!!!
Rest in peace DBS society x
They’re playing us YOU GUYS
I swear this woman is a clown hahahah
You can thank me later!!
FYI it’s going to make you look like a fit alien
Ok let me just empty out my purse real quick
They may face prison time if they break the rules
I have the receipts
And none of it feels forced
THIS IS SO CUTE
It’s shade o’clock
*Goes to Berlin once*
Uh-oh, she just called her ‘babe’
Well this is terrifying
Andy Anokye from BBK denies imprisoning and raping women
The CEO of UniDAYS has been accused of sexual harassment
Loool you’re all getting exposed ?
Firstly, has Beck ever heard of curtains?
We can’t all be Bandersnatch
Eat Pray… Be Racist
I hope you’re hungry because he’s a bit of a snack
Wow, what a shock!!!
Don’t mind me, just gonna eat them all
Sorry, they’re HOW OLD??
It’s about bloody time!!!
If this isn’t Fiat 500 behaviour I don’t know what is
Speak now or forever hold your peace
There’s only a few left…
Is this why she deleted her Insta story?!
Jamie Oliver can get in the bin tbh
A steak bake phone case?? Get in my basket
They’ve been on and off since 2011!!!
Take a moment’s silence for its tragic death
Wow this quiz is savage
Show the whole world you’ve moved on!
Fila Disruptors are the Fiat 500 of the ugly trainers
What did I just read
When have we ever held a man to such high standards?
Here we go again
So will it smell like a car or like a basic bitch?
Pls no, not The Man On The Moon
*Starts crying again*
It’s going to be a two-hour special
This is the most iconic crossover yet
Imagine being this hot, smart AND rich
Thank GOD for that
Ah, so this is how the other side lives
Glad all that revision wasn’t for nothing!!
Once and for all, let me tell you your vibe
ENjOY EatIng YoUR ChICKen PeRiOd
Dripping in sauce, the drip-dripping so saucy
He also used my money to buy himself Instagram likes!!!
Dressing up as student debt will never get old
When will these two stop
Sincerely, everyone else
Pls not the Virgin Tory
Pls not Pukka Pad energy
THE QUEEN WAS THERE
The petty drama continues
Spoiler: Definitely not
And if you were wondering, yes, he is single
More importantly which one of them went to UWE?!
‘Hi it’s meeeeee’
*Sadly puts red chinos away*
Abbey from AbLisa did a naked shoot, brilliant
Bet you’re the Tory in denial
Welcome to hell, where this is one of your life’s priorities!
God is a woman and THIS IS THE PROOF
There’s a Conservative in all of us
Welcome to my lair