This one’s for all my basic bitches
Baby, it’s cold outside
They said ‘some issues are simply not up for debate’
Nominate that crazy fresh
It’s so difficult being so much better than everyone else
People were still on the bus as it caught fire
I know where I’m spending my student loan!!
The charity have claimed the discrimination they face is ‘wholly unacceptable’
‘Swapping to Bluebell is important to me’
Finally, we’re having a Freshers’ week!!
He’s all our types on paper, let’s not lie
I know, I can’t believe it either
She won by a nail-biting 7 VOTES
All thanks to the lobbying by our SU sabbatical officers
Oxford, Cambridge and Sorbonne were ranked above us
The university believe it is now a safety hazard
Can it be October now pls???