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This is how you are as a girlfriend based on your star sign

Thank god I’m not a Scorpio

Gather ’round and let’s discuss the massive problem with The Devil Wears Prada

I think we need a jacket

Being on top is a fate worse than death, and it’s time we all just admit it

Why do you have to ruin the sex session, ugh

QUIZ: Should you send him a nude?

Works every time

So the latest lipstick trend is to stick toilet paper to your lips and I’m ready for the aliens to take me now

I’m just so tired

An honor student was suspended, banned from graduation and threatened with arrest — for wearing this shirt

When are we going to stop targeting young female bodies?

The best, most savage memes about Trump’s (hopefully) impending impeachment

#DonaldTrumpIsOverParty

Well, this new video sure does make it look like Melania really fucking hates Donald Trump

I would bet he’s never washed his hands once

Please be careful this month, it’s Gemini season and I’m worried about all of you

Don’t play with demons, you guys!

The best, most horrifying game of Would You Rather you’ve ever played

Be honest, you would let Shrek rock you like a hurricane

Remember zip-away pants? OK, now imagine if they were slutty

Instahoe, available now

I tried every way to get big-ass Kylie lips without expensive injections

Join me on my quest for juicy DSLs

Instagram is broken and people are ready to call 911

This is the worst thing to ever happen to me, or anyone ever

Scientific proof the world was a better place when the Jonas Brothers were still together

I’m not saying they caused all of this, but….

Finally something I can get onboard with: Trump says working out is bullshit

Not believing in science is so fun, y’all

The best face masks to make your skin look like it has its shit together

Like a lifehack, but for your face

Have you ever done a ‘Thot Squat’? I bet you have, you saucy lil thot

I didn’t know it had a name! I love it!

Katy Perry’s new video is making me hungry, horny, and like I’m gonna throw up all at once

Don’t rub flour into your vagina, that’s not healthy

You’re gay if you do any of these things, according to the men of the internet

ALERT: GAY DETECTED !

The first trailer for Kylie’s new show is out, and it looks surprisingly sweet

No thirst traps here

These are the current teen heartthrobs, according to adolescents of the Internet

What is Musical.ly?

The best Lana Del Rey memes to combat your almost-summertime sadness

A lust for memes keeps me alive

Remember when we thought things were gonna be better in 2017? LMAOOO

The Year of Realizing Things continues

Men are wearing their girlfriends’ fake eyelashes for the cutest reason, and now I’m openly weeping

WHEN WILL SOMEONE RIDE THIS HARD FOR ME

No one asked for this evil-ass Snapchat update, and yet here it is

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Mark my words: Taylor and Harry are definitely getting back together

Let’s walk through the evidence, SHALL WE?!

Men who prefer dogs over cats are unoriginal, weak and will not survive the winter

Cat daddy, am I right?

Why do bad things happen to good people? Poor Kendall says she ‘doesn’t get to be hot very often’

I’m hosting a vigil for her

QUIZ: Which iconic bitch are you?

‘Everyone wants to be us’

BREAKING: I no longer hate my body because Dove made a chubby body wash bottle!

I feel so included!

Heads-up: Lena Dunham makes a good point, says a valid thing you should heed

Maybe just don’t compliment people on weight loss? Like, ever?

Science says not even a great personality can save you if you’re not hot, so I guess I’ll die now

I didn’t ask to be born, OK?

Lana Del Rey fans are really pissed about this Selena Gomez tweet

‘NOT ON MY WATCH’

‘Leading someone on’ isn’t a real thing, sorry

It should be called ‘you’re being delusional’

Everything you know if you’re not skinny, but not fat either

Get that crop top out of my face

Your Babe Guide: How to successfully pull off a one-night stand

The complete who, what, where, when, how

These are the absolute coolest babes of the week (so far, anyway)

Celebrities, activists, Girl Scouts

If you suggest shower sex one more time, I’m calling 911 on your sadistic ass

Why not just waterboard me while you’re at it?

Here’s every single time Melania seemed to totally hate Donald Trump

That Tweet was only the beginning

Crystal manicures are here to heal your entire life and attract love this summer

Everything you touch is charmed

If everything’s been going wrong lately, you’re not alone — and here’s why it’s all turning around tomorrow

WE ARE FREE FROM THIS MERCURY PRISON

#WasteHisTime is back for 2017 and it’s more brutal than ever

Send him a ‘you up?’ text, then turn your phone off

Trends from the Met Gala you can actually wear in real life without looking insane

A little inspo here, a little inspo there

The worst thing about 13 Reasons Why is its fanbase

Bullying people for not liking a show about bullying people…?

This is the official Instagram hair trend of summer 2017

Thank GOD it’s not unicorn-themed

Selena Gomez’s response to the 13 Reasons Why backlash is a non-answer and not helpful

Give us something useful, please

BuzzFeed has officially gone too far with this batshit theory about Jack from ‘Titanic’

I’ll never let go of how much I hate this fake news

Blessed be this day, for cuffing season is finally over

Release your inhibitions, feel the rain on your tits

People have been scammed out of thousands at Ja Rule’s horrifyingly fucked-up music festival

It’s a shit show, but oh my god the MEMES

A second season of 13 Reasons Why is all but officially confirmed

Actually, it was a Riverdale announcement that cinched it

For $400, you can purchase jeans that look like you fell into a pile of shit

Such a bargain, can’t afford not to buy it

Everything you’ll understand if you’re not hot, but not ugly either

Being called sexy? Can’t relate

A passionate defense of small dicks

Size queens: You’re playing yourselves

A real gentleman would buy you Plan B from this vending machine

Can I get this installed at my house?

I miss the era in which we were forced to savagely rank our best friends online

Pour one out for the Top 8

Alright, let’s talk about the problem with the greatest film ever made, Something Borrowed

It’s a cinematic masterpiece with one huge flaw

Nobody panic, but we might be getting a Gossip Girl reunion

Blake Lively talks about it in Variety

BREAKING: Donald Trump doesn’t get spray tans

What he actually uses is far more insidious

The best beauty products to wear for your next dick appointment

Keep that look fresh aaall night

There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who prefer Snapchat stories, and those who prefer Instagram

Tag yourself, I’m Snapchat

Enjoy this selection of the weirdest weed-themed items money can buy this 4/20

We get it, you smoke weed

Do you even realize we’re living in a ‘hoe renaissance’?

What a time to be alive!

I’m not trying to be dramatic, but I think we might have just found the best dating app for true love

If you want a real relationship, give this a go

Pour one out for the Neopets we left for dead

Let’s remember them as they were

Rejecting men has deadly consequences, so it’s really no wonder we’re terrified of them

Saying no might not be an option

Alright, I have some very serious questions about 13 Reasons Why

Can someone please help me out?

You know what? I don’t care what anyone says — flower crowns are fun and cute

Let me be extra, I’ll let you be extra

We finally have total gender equality in the world because Hooters has male servers

We won feminism, y’all! Time to go home!

I ate something called Sex Dust and it was wild from start to finish

My vagina felt drunk

Is it weird that I’m not friends with any of my exes?

Actually, I hope they all die

Cosmo thinks cancer is the ultimate weight-loss plan

This headline is…offensive

Iconic things you’ll only remember if you were a teen in the late 00s

‘Goinggg to the moviess(: Txt it!’

Eric Trump is crediting that Syrian missile strike to an emotional Ivanka

She was ‘heartbroken’

Sorry I can’t date you, I’m already being emotionally manipulated by someone else

Wish I had the time, you seem great!

I’m confused. So y’all refuse to eat pizza crust, but you’ll eat ass?

First of all, how dare you

‘Tis the season for creepy men following you down the street ‘just to talk’!

Don’t you love spring?

Of course Kylie’s getting her own spin-off, and of course I’m gonna watch it

It’ll be like an eight-hour Snapchat story

We’re basically on the brink of World War III, so stop playing hard to get and Snap him a titty

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

If I have to look at this horrifying picture of a Harry Styles flesh mask, so do you

I don’t wanna be alive anymore

You’re a hoe if you do any of these things, according to the men of the internet

I’m the biggest hoe of them all

The best, worst, saddest, and funniest reactions to that awful Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial

Pepsi has a dream

This jerk sets an alarm to text his ex that he hates her…every single day

And of course other men are defending him

We’ve been scammed: Biotin doesn’t actually grow your hair and nails

I’ve never felt so ripped-off

Too Faced is launching a puppy-themed palette, finally giving us what we really want

And the colors are actually wearable, too!

Your moon sign reveals your true soul, and here’s what yours means

It rules your emotions, love life and ultimate desires

Is Melania Trump’s official White House portrait FaceTuned?

Someone did something to it, that’s for sure

If you feel like losing your will to live, just watch this video of ‘dick eyeliner’

Yes, she drew a dick and yes, she drew jizz too

You’ve been lied to: a new Gossip Girl is NOT coming

This is fake news, Teen Vogue!

Men are creepy, says study. No shit, say women everywhere

*pretends to be shocked*

Here’s what every color in the rainbow LGBT+ Pride flag stands for

It adds a whole new layer of understanding

A reimagining of classic teen movie characters as Instagram aesthetics is the dreamiest thing ever

Molly Ringwald for the Instagram age

Urban Outfitters is now selling this ‘Free The Nipple’ shirt and it’s definitely NSFW

Every day we stray further from God’s light

My tattoos don’t have any special ‘meaning’ and they shouldn’t have to

They just looked cool to me, tbh

The Chainsmokers are getting viciously trolled over this Tweet, and it brings me so much joy

They really set themselves up

I posted the world’s vaguest Craigslist ad and now I’m drowning in a sea of dicks

MISSED CONNECTION: A man with a face

Embarrassing things you’ll remember if you were a mid-2000s emo kid

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

Do you love thongs? Do you love pants? Then get ready for thong-pants!

They’re definitely not weird at all

What happened to this Odyssey writer that made her so afraid of cheeky bikini bottoms?

Also, who made her the ass police?

Small beauty products you can buy to pretend that happiness is real and in your life

Spend $$$, feel better

Liking ‘nerd stuff’ is the new liking sports, so you better study up if you want men to take you seriously

Alternative title: ‘You like The Avengers? Name the blood type of every Avenger, even the aliens’

Guys, we’ve been doing feminism wrong this entire time

Why didn’t anyone tell me?