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Les clubbers de la semaine. Los clubbers de la semana. I clubbers della settimana. Τους φίλους της εβδομάδας. 本周的俱乐部.
No matter who you are or where you’re from, we’re all united by our love of the clubbers of the week, every week.
So here you are again. Njóta!
Creep of the week
How can I fucking Facebook you if you haven’t written your name?
If you cockblock me, Potter, my father will be hearing about it
When frightened, hedgehogs will ‘ball up,’ tightening their bodies like a drawstring
When you’ve just had some pickled onion Monster Munch and need your mate to experience the flavour sensation
You might say that, but let ME tell YOU why Jack Wills IS back in fashion
It’s OK my sweet son, there’ll be no more gunfire today
cLeAn As A wHiStLe, ShArP aS a ThIsTLe, bEsT iN aLL wEsTmInStEr
When you’re trying to shush someone but have no concept of mouths or where they are
Ah, my incredibly tall and incredibly rude friend!
When you get let into the Costco booze cage despite only being 17
Bow down, you fool, this man’s fists are kings!
All is lost. War and chaos are all I have left now. The fire has burnt away what was left of my soul and there is but ash where my heart once sat
Cover photo courtesy of Tup Tup Palace in Newcastle