Ladies, grab your wine: This is your Presidential Debate drinking game

Drink when Trump says he respects women

The last Presidential Debate will take place tonight at 9pm EST at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas.

As Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton prepare for their final battle, we’ve created a drinking game you’ll actually want to do.

So get your boxes, bottles and solo cups ready to toast to Trump’s mansplaining.

What you’ll need:

  • A few gallons of wine
  • A tolerance for bullshit

Sip when…

  • Anyone brings up “locker room talk
  • Trump says he “never said that”
  • Trump refers to Hillary as “Secretary Clinton”
  • Trump uses the word “great”

One finger when…

  • Someone tweets about Trump’s failed contour
  • Trump pouts like he just got Kylie Jenner’s new lip kit
  • Hillary does that thing when she smiles at Trump like us when we see puppies
  • You laugh at Trump’s hilarious facial expressions
  • You look at Hillary and think “same”
  • Hillary stares into the camera like she’s on the Office

Two fingers when…

Drink for the entire time that…

  • Trump interrupts Hillary
  • It looks like Trump and Hillary are singing to each other
  • Hillary laughs at Trump’s stupidity
  • You wonder how Trump got this far in the election
  • Hillary shimmies

 Down your drink when…

Finish off the bottle when…

The debate is over and we can be confident in Hillary winning the presidency.

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