Quiz: Would you get into Berghain?

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Berghain is like nowhere else. In Berghain, reality disappears and you transcend the limits of earth. You realise that anything is possible when you’re shuffling in a dark room in some latex chaps and a string crop top, your chops swinging from your jaw.

Or at least, that is the vaunted mythology of Berghain. You’ve heard all the rumours about how to get in, and what happens once you’re in there. You’ve heard that if you use your phone anywhere then you might as well preclude rejection by the reputedly stern bouncers and head back to Oceana Watford on your own terms. And you’ve heard that once you get inside you’ll experience things.

But would you get in in the first place? Take our totally serious quiz to find out. 

 

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