Clubbers of the week: Bumper hometown clubs edition

This is how you’ve been partying this Easter


Easter. It’s a time for family. It’s a time for sombre reflection on how little of your dissertation you’ve done. And, of course, it’s a time to visit the hometown clubs you just can’t get enough of us.

Whether you’re from St Albans or Guildford, Yeovil or Staines, we haven’t forgotten about you. This is the clubbers of the week: a hometown special…

Most angular jawlines of the week

You could cut glass on these blokes

Best ’70s detective duo

With jackets like this, crime doesn’t stand a chance

Most incomprehensible spillage

That must have been a big drink

Most successful pulling shirt 

When the yellow straps come out, the ladies can’t resist

Saddest clubbers

That face you pull when someone finishes your Grey Goose

Proof that fur gets the girls

Macklemore was right

BONUS ROUND: The hometown haircut

Some blokes who are really proud of their snacks

Best. Engagement party. Ever.

Aw Craig, you got me sparklers!

Woah mate, we just want to take a photo

Please calm down

Hahaha, classic Darren

He’s always doing mad stuff like this

Look, it’s Busted!

I always used to fancy Charlie

On that note, One Direction are doing fine without Zayn

Look at Niall’s cheeky smile

What the hell is happening here

This witch is going to kill us all

When you and bae get matching waistcoats

Who wore it best?

When you get convinced to go out but you’re really tired

This guy has no idea what season it is

I thought you meant seal clubbing!

When it’s midnight and you forgot you have a deadline

Yeah yeah one sec, I’m just doing the referencing

When you really want a solo picture

Not now, Sharon

When your girlfriend wants you to have matching fringes

Do I have to?

This girl’s boyfriend doesn’t know she’s out 

Lisa? I don’t know a Lisa

And this girl has decided polygamy isn’t all it cracked up to be

You know what? This isn’t doing it for me anymore

Thanks to Batchwood St Albans, Winkers Chalfont, Air and Breathe Dartford, Oceana Watford, Pryzm Kingston and WonderWorld Milton Keynes for the photos