The most tragic hometown club Winkers is closing down

Goodnight sweet prince

Winkers is finally closing down. 

In The Tab’s recent poll, the Chalfont St. Peter based club was voted the worst hometown club with 2,677 votes.

Direct correlation or not, the club is now closing its doors, bringing to an end 45 years of sub-standard clubbing experience.

The clubs Facebook page has said they are not sure of the closing date as yet.

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The news left many of the Winkers regulars up in arms. Here are a few examples of what has been said in response.

Lewis Howellsaid: “I’m gonna chain myself to the front of winkers its my favourite shithole they can’t take it away from me.”

Stan Devlin said “Losing Winkers for the sake of four homes… What a farce. Not happy. Very sad day.”

Caitlin Brittain said: “The people who are moving into the new houses where winkers was should feel like massive c***s.”

So, it seems that for Winkers that any publicity is not always good publicity as “the most tragic hometown club in the country” becomes defunct.


Until then, make the most of the few nights that remain.

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