Crufts. What do all those hundreds of dogs actually do when they come together under one roof? Most of us have no idea.
We thought we’d give you an insight into the lives of the most beautiful canines in the country, during the most important week of their year. So here they are – the most precious pups of Crufts 2016.
Most patient teacher
Once again, it’s I before E except after C
Most impressive superpower
This has got to count as cheating
Least interested dog
Don’t think you’re getting out of this that easily, Lucy
Fuck this, THAT GUY’S GOT MALTESERS
50 shades of grey tarpaulin
Most tense phone conversation
What do you mean they don’t have any dry shampoo?
Best Donald Trump impersonator
Make Dentastix great again
Least happy to be at Crufts
I AM TIRED OF YOUR GAMES SHARON
Most happy to be at Crufts
I don’t know what everyone’s complaining about, I’m pretty chill
When she finds out what I’ve just done, she is not going to be happy
Dog on a mission
DON’T DROP THE BALL DON’T DROP THE BALL
Least amused pup
What are you achieving by doing this
Most insulted dog
WHY YOU LITTLE…
They see him rollin’, they hatin’
Take my hand, take a breath, pull me close, and take one step
Just one year can we do something I want to do
And a dog who’s questioning it all
Surely medals are just meaningless earthly possessions?