Canines of the week: Here are the sassiest dogs of Crufts 2016

Who let these guys out?


Crufts. What do all those hundreds of dogs actually do when they come together under one roof? Most of us have no idea.

We thought we’d give you an insight into the lives of the most beautiful canines in the country, during the most important week of their year. So here they are – the most precious pups of Crufts 2016.

Most patient teacher

Once again, it’s I before E except after C

Most impressive superpower

This has got to count as cheating

Least interested dog

Don’t think you’re getting out of this that easily, Lucy

Hungriest pup

Fuck this, THAT GUY’S GOT MALTESERS

Kinkiest couple

50 shades of grey tarpaulin

Most tense phone conversation

What do you mean they don’t have any dry shampoo?

Best Donald Trump impersonator

Make Dentastix great again

Least happy to be at Crufts

I AM TIRED OF YOUR GAMES SHARON

Most happy to be at Crufts

I don’t know what everyone’s complaining about, I’m pretty chill

Guiltiest dog

When she finds out what I’ve just done, she is not going to be happy

Dog on a mission


DON’T DROP THE BALL DON’T DROP THE BALL

Least amused pup

What are you achieving by doing this

Most insulted dog

Oldie? Oldie?

WHY YOU LITTLE…

*choking sounds*

Dopest ride

They see him rollin’, they hatin’

Cutest couple

Take my hand, take a breath, pull me close, and take one step

Most bored

Just one year can we do something I want to do

And a dog who’s questioning it all

Surely medals are just meaningless earthly possessions?