Do you prefer red or brown sauce?

Mayo is for wimps


It’s the age old question haunting all brunches and burgers: ketchup or brown sauce?

We all know mayo’s a contender, even long island if you’re fancy. But this is Britain. This is London. It can only be Heinz Ketchup or HP brown.

Jack, 34, actor

“Brown.”

Kendal, 26, T2 Tea company

“Ketchup.”

Michelle, 36, T2 Tea company

“Brown sauce – with bacon.”

Amelia, 19, student

“Ketchup.”

Joe, 16, student

“Ketchup – it’s more colourful.”

Megan, 19, student

“Ketchup – I don’t like brown.”

Neus, 22, student

“Ketchup.”

Luke, 28, Huf Pop up

“Ketchup. Tomatoes innit.”

Sebastian, 22, science communicator

“Brown.”

Eliot, 18, student

“Ketchup. Brown sauce always reminds me of old people.”