These are the maddest clubbers in the UK this week

You’ve made me and your mother very proud

Stunners of the week

Stunners

Lol that girl on the right brought a kettle to a club

Bromance of the week

Bromance of the week

Let’s go home and wax each others’ chests

Most dramatic realisation

Biggest realisation

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?

Best denim vests

Best denim vests

To be honest there weren’t many to choose from

Most trustworthy champagne salesman

Champagne salesman of the week

The dark-skinned Pinot noir and Pinot Meunier give the wine its length and backbone

Most curious clubber

Most curious clubber

Hey what you guys doing in there

DJ most resentful of reindeer

DJ most pissed off by reindeer

Coming over here, stealing our carrots

Guiltiest mainstream guy being caught with a Red Stripe

Guy who claims he's mainstream caught with a Red Stripe

It’s Fosters I swear

Hero of the week

Hero of the week

You like the blue flavour yeah

Hungriest clubber

Hungriest clubber

When the full moon is out, she feasts

Least helpful directions

Least helpful directions

Your nearest exits are…

Longest arms

Longest arms

Must be a nightmare buying coats

Most arms

Most arms

Kill it with fire

Festive clubbers

Most festive clubbers

Bet they’ve finished their advent calendars already

Most protective boyfriend

Most protective boyfriend

Please never leave me

Severest allergy to women

Most serious allergy to women

Anyone got an antihistamine?

Best party trick

Most talented clubber

I can’t see the haters through my pound coins

Neckbeards of the week

Neckbeards of the week

Don’t pretend you’re doing it for charity

Most patient parent and/or guardian

Parent or guardian of the week

I do wish Sophia would stop flirting with that boy

Pauly D lookalike

Pauly D lookalike of the week

Why isn’t he DJing?

Roadmen of the week

Roadmen of the week

Tell my man shut up

Most convincing invisible cello

Most convincing invisible cello

And now, Haydn’s Concerto No. 5 in C-Major

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