Why won’t anyone at house nights put down their unfinished Red Stripe?
Surely you’re thirsty
What would a house night be without loads of fit people standing around holding the UK’s favourite premium Jamaican beer?
The answer, obviously, is a pretty shit house night.
Always remember: no one is actually drinking the beer. It’s a symbol of something greater, a symbol of how much cooler and on point you and your mates are compared to people who aren’t holding cans of Red Stripe.
You have it to be photographed holding it. You have it to hold because you like holding on to something at these kind of nights. And as an absolute last resort you have it to wash away the taste of whatever you just gummed out of that dirty baggie.