Best bums: You voted, here are the best of your peers’ rears

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You voted in your droves for the creme de la creme of these derrieres. Now it’s time to pick the best bottom in the country.

Choose wisely, and crown your king.

The boys

Bartholomew – Criminal Anthropology at Aberdeen

Tarquin – Land Economy at Durham

Graham – Classics at Aberdeen

Reginald – Art History at Durham

Alistair – Paleontology at Durham

Caspian and Timothy – Human Biology at Durham

Xavier – Equine Care at Durham

Terrence – Fracking Sciences at Exeter

Nigel – Animation at Exeter

Rufus – Social Media Analysis at Exeter

Guillermo – Feline Forensics at Exeter

Milo – Microsoft Excel at Exeter

Geoffrey – Ocean Sustainability at Exeter

Newton – Voyeurism Studies at Leeds

Vladimir – Aviation at Leeds

Matt – Third year at Newcastle

Luke T – Third year at Newcastle

George – Second year at Newcastle

Charles – Third year at Newcastle

Hector – Selfie Studies at Nottingham

Stefan – Waste Management at Nottingham

Hugh – Hairdressing at Nottingham

Aladin – Plant Growth at Nottingham Trent

Phillippo – Baking Techniques at Nottingham Trent

The girls

Mildred – Physiotherapy at Aberdeen

She sent in two.

Agnes – Waste Disposal Management at Aberdeen

Augusta – Vino Studies at Exeter

Eugenia – Stationery Sustainability at Exeter

Lavinia – Physical Performance at Exeter

Gwendoline – Quantum Physics at Leeds

Maureen – Potholing at Leeds

Hyacinth and Roberta – Peace Studies at Leeds

Hester – Relationship Studies at Northumbria

Janice – Bondage Studies at Nottingham

Lacey – Soft Fruit Management at Nottingham

Pearl – Footwear Design at Nottingham

Jemima – Tree Surgery at Nottingham Trent

Patsy – Zoology at Trent

Matilda – Golf Management at Trent

Charlotte Diana – Royal Studies at Nottingham Trent

Betty – Astrology at Nottingham Trent