Buy your Valentine some very personal chocolate!
Now you can
It’s the greatest gesture of love anyone has made since Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear for Rachel in 1888.
Because now you can pay for a mould to be taken of your puckered anus for it to be made into chocolates as a Valentine’s Day gift.
A backward facing company called Edible Anus offers personalised chocolate presents of your own arsehole, if you’re into that.
The yummy chocolates are the ultimate Valentine’s present: show him you care with a cast of your ass.
For lovers looking to send a truly special message, bronze castings are available for just £1200.
A rose by any other name…