The best student pets of 2013

From kittens and corn snakes to chinchillas and crayfish, we round up the best student pets of the year

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Lady Pistachio Moo

Animal: Cat
Noise it makes: Meow!
Uni: Leeds
Fun fact: Dislikes Hoovers and being alone in the dark

Lord Watson

Animal: Dog
Noise it makes: Woof!
Uni: King’s College London
Fun fact: Dislikes postmen and delays on the District Line

Hugo

Animal: Terrapin
Noise it makes: Bubble!
Uni: Birmingham
Fun fact: He’s a thrill-seeker who likes jumping off desks

Alfie

Animal: Rabbit
Noise it makes: They don’t make noises…unless they’re screaming
Uni: Leeds
Fun fact: A house rabbit who was being bullied by the others in the pet shop before owner Rod bought him

Issac and Erwin

Animal: Cats
Noise it makes: Meow! (twice)
Uni: Hull
Fun fact: They’ve got a weird obsession with Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother

Ollie

Animal: Dog
Noise it makes: Woof!
Uni: Manchester
Fun fact: Wees in the careers room occasionally

Nelson Pembroke

Animal: Cat
Noise it makes: Meow!
Uni: Bristol
Fun fact: He’s on Facebook

Kim Jong-Un

Animal: Hamster
Noise: Squeak!
Uni: Birmingham
Fun fact: His favourite foods are grapes and chips

Tiffany

Animal: Snake
Noise it makes: Sssss!
Uni: Leeds
Fun fact: Wants to raise awareness on the use of snakeskin in clothing and accessories

Quella

Animal: Cat
Noise it makes: Meow!
Uni: Birmingham
Fun fact: Loves to drink the leftover milk from her owner’s cereal

Princess Philli

Animal: Rabbit
Noise it makes: Rawr! (not really)
Uni: Leeds
Fun fact: Goes to Sainsbury’s in her hi-vis jacket

Dexter

Animal: Cat
Noise it makes: Meow!
Uni: Bristol
Fun fact: Goes for fag breaks with the rest of his housemates

Cray-Cray

Animal: Crayfish
Noise it makes: Clip-clip!
Uni: Birmingham
Fun fact: Pregnant when these photos were taken (she’s much slimmer now)

Jean Claude Van-Ham (aka Graham)

Animal: Hamster
Noise it makes: Squeak!
Uni: Leeds
Fun fact: Lives with 7 third-years and is prolific on Tinder

Sprinkles and Manuel

Animal: Chinchillas
Noise it makes: Squeak-squeak!
Uni: Birmingham
Fun fact: They shit everywhere

Russel

Animal: Hedgehog
Noise it makes: Sniff!
Uni: Leeds
Fun fact: Aspires to teach other hedgehogs road safety

Penelope

Animal: Rabbit
Noise it makes: Sizzle! (when you roast it on a spit)
Uni: Bristol
Fun fact: Pea has been known to eat her own faeces directly out of her bottom

Bear Grylls

Animal: Dog
Noise it makes: Woof!
Uni: Leeds
Fun fact: His girlfriend is a soft-toy polar bear

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