The most niche dating sites ever
Looking for love? Still single? Online dating has something for everyone.
People say finding love is difficult in the digital age. Chivalry is dead, technology has made us all socially retarded, and romance is a post-coital McDonald’s.
However, there is a silver lining for all your weird freaks out there — specialist online dating. Whether you like mullets, prison birds or even adult diapers, we’ve found the perfect match for you. Go forth, and (don’t) populate.
You are… a sensitive soul
Are you ‘celiac and sexy’ or ‘dairy-free and dynamic’? Meet likeminded singles while keeping up with food allergy news and advice.
…a singleton with strict height preferences
Leave it to everyone else to even out the gene pool — you need to concentrate on getting through the highs and lows of your relationship.
…a lone wolf
It appears that there are enough fans of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged for an online dating community. The members promote the values of ‘independence and personal integrity’. For only $29.95 a month, you too can find yourself a ‘morally ambitious objectivist’. Or at least someone with more self belief than Kanye West.
…a follicle fetishist
It’s business in the front and party in the back for these singles! If you like your mates on a monster truck, this is the site for you. Browse the ‘Mullet Groups’ section to find members based on the style of their mullet (classic, mudflap or spiky). If you’re lucky, you might find a guy like ‘detroitgary’, who has maintained his mullet since the age of 15 and ‘wouldn’t change it for anything!’.
A moustache is for love, not just for Movember.
Don’t throw out that beer-stained lion onesie just yet – at Pounced, you could meet other singles who like to dress up as animals. Turn-ons include donating to WWF and de-worming.
…a sailing enthusiast
Looking for your very own first mate? Look no further: “in the unforgiving ocean of love, let us be your lighthouse.”
At Sea Captain Date, you can meet men like PopEye22, who proclaims to love ‘both salt and fresh water chicks, 2 scoops of chum and plenty of bait’.
The couple that wear hemp and eat quinoa together, stay together. Mainly because no one else likes you very much.
…a Golf Management student
As a Golf Management Student, it’s important to find someone who really understands what you go through on a daily basis.
…a drug trafficker
If you like your women with a dangerous streak, get in touch with one of these jail birds. As a bonus for the jealous gentleman, you will never have to wonder where she is.
…a childhood nostalgic (or eproctophiliac)
If you found yourself sympathising with Brad from Illinois, this could well be the site for you.