The most niche dating sites ever

Looking for love? Still single? Online dating has something for everyone.

People say finding love is difficult in the digital age. Chivalry is dead, technology has made us all socially retarded, and romance is a post-coital McDonald’s.

However, there is a silver lining for all your weird freaks out there — specialist online dating. Whether you like mullets, prison birds or even adult diapers, we’ve found the perfect match for you. Go forth, and (don’t) populate.

 

You are… a sensitive soul

Singles with Allergies

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Are you ‘celiac and sexy’ or ‘dairy-free and dynamic’? Meet likeminded singles while keeping up with food allergy news and advice.

 

…a singleton with strict height preferences

Tall Friends

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Date a Little

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Leave it to everyone else to even out the gene pool — you need to concentrate on getting through the highs and lows of your relationship.

 

…a lone wolf

The Atlasphere

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It appears that there are enough fans of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged for an online dating community. The members promote the values of ‘independence and personal integrity’. For only $29.95 a month, you too can find yourself a ‘morally ambitious objectivist’. Or at least someone with more self belief than Kanye West.

 

…a follicle fetishist

Mullet Passions

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It’s business in the front and party in the back for these singles! If you like your mates on a monster truck, this is the site for you. Browse the ‘Mullet Groups’ section to find members based on the style of their mullet (classic, mudflap or spiky). If you’re lucky, you might find a guy like ‘detroitgary’, who has maintained his mullet since the age of 15 and ‘wouldn’t change it for anything!’.

‘Stache Passions

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A moustache is for love, not just for Movember.

Pounced

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Don’t throw out that beer-stained lion onesie just yet – at Pounced, you could meet other singles who like to dress up as animals. Turn-ons include donating to WWF and de-worming.

 

…a sailing enthusiast

Sea Captain Date

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Looking for your very own first mate? Look no further: “in the unforgiving ocean of love, let us be your lighthouse.”

At Sea Captain Date, you can meet men like PopEye22, who proclaims to love ‘both salt and fresh water chicks, 2 scoops of chum and plenty of bait’.

 

…a vegan

Vegan Dating Service

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The couple that wear hemp and eat quinoa together, stay together. Mainly because no one else likes you very much.

 

…a Golf Management student

Date a Golfer

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As a Golf Management Student, it’s important to find someone who really understands what you go through on a daily basis.

 

…a drug trafficker

Women Behind Bars

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If you like your women with a dangerous streak, get in touch with one of these jail birds. As a bonus for the jealous gentleman, you will never have to wonder where she is.

…a childhood nostalgic (or eproctophiliac)

Diaper Mates

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If you found yourself sympathising with Brad from Illinois, this could well be the site for you.

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