If you wear any of these t-shirts, you need to sort your life out
We really hope nobody wears these
There’s a cringe novelty t-shirt for everybody.
For the lads
And the bitter
For those so keraazay that they come with a warning
Those who appreciate top bantz
The tragic couple who aren’t fooling anyone
The borderline rapey
And the downright out of control
For the honorary LAD
And the 50 year old overweight virgin
There’s even a t-shirt for pizza lovers
For those who love beer so much they have to express it on their clothes
And for those who are more subtle about their drug habits
For those who are really going to wreak some havoc
And those who have just gone totally mental
And for any self-proclaimed Kings of Banter out there
For those who don’t necessarily have a point to make about cock, but enjoy the vague similarity between it and the word Coca-Cola
A T-shirt for those who just want to do their bit
One for those who dress to impress
And finally, one for those who are probably overcompensating
We hope nobody actually wears these, but if you do, please stop immediately.
Seen anything worse on campus or your pathetic package holiday? Comment below.