If you wear any of these t-shirts, you need to sort your life out

We really hope nobody wears these

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There’s a cringe novelty t-shirt for everybody.

For the lads

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And the bitter

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The creepy

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For those so keraazay that they come with a warning

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Those who appreciate top bantz

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The tragic couple who aren’t fooling anyone

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The borderline rapey

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And the downright out of control

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For the honorary LAD

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And the 50 year old overweight virgin

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There’s even a t-shirt for pizza lovers

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For those who love beer so much they have to express it on their clothes

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And for those who are more subtle about their drug habits

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For those who are really going to wreak some havoc

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And those who have just gone totally mental

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And for any self-proclaimed Kings of Banter out there

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For those who don’t necessarily have a point to make about cock, but enjoy the vague similarity between it and the word Coca-Cola

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A T-shirt for those who just want to do their bit

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One for those who dress to impress

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And finally, one for those who are probably overcompensating

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We hope nobody actually wears these, but if you do, please stop immediately.

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