If you wear any of these t-shirts, you need to sort your life out

There’s a cringe novelty t-shirt for everybody.

For the lads

And the bitter

The creepy

For those so keraazay that they come with a warning

Those who appreciate top bantz

The tragic couple who aren’t fooling anyone

The borderline rapey

And the downright out of control

For the honorary LAD

And the 50 year old overweight virgin

There’s even a t-shirt for pizza lovers

For those who love beer so much they have to express it on their clothes

And for those who are more subtle about their drug habits

For those who are really going to wreak some havoc

And those who have just gone totally mental

And for any self-proclaimed Kings of Banter out there

For those who don’t necessarily have a point to make about cock, but enjoy the vague similarity between it and the word Coca-Cola

A T-shirt for those who just want to do their bit

One for those who dress to impress

And finally, one for those who are probably overcompensating

We hope nobody actually wears these, but if you do, please stop immediately.

Seen anything worse on campus or your pathetic package holiday? Comment below.